Author: Justin
Spidermax
From today, Monday’s my only day off – and I’ll take it, because until now I didn’t have one (I was teaching at least TOEFL prep night classes every day, but they finished last week). I figure I’ll spend the morning drinking cafe creme and playing on the computer, clean the Crown’s spark plugs before it gets too hot, and go in to the office in the afternoon.
Max is staying home because there’s only one teacher at school (one quit and another’s at a seminar) today and he’s coming down with a cold or something. It’s easier to make sure he gets enough liquids and sleep at home… BUT HE AND MINA ARE FIGHTING EACH OTHER AAAAAAALLL THE TIIIIIIIIIME!
It doesn’t feel like a day off.
A notice to students:
No, you cannot turn in assignments via facebook message.
Get a clue.
A request to parents:
Please stop making Facebook accounts for your babies and sending friend requests to all of your friends “friends.” You are freaking me the fuck out with your poor judgment and obvious disconnect to the real world (you know, the one where any idiot can have a kid).
I dub thee famewhore mama / papa.
cuteness overload
Even though I swore it’d never come to pass,
her first pair of shoes are ones that squeak.
And today’s lesson is…
Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong. Except for people who can’t admit they’re wrong.
Random Links 11/15/2010
Grizzly Bear Chasing a Bison Down a Highway in Yellowstone
Somehow more satisfying than a photobombing rodent.
The Pirates Are Winning
If you had nothing to lose and everything to gain, you might make a good pirate, too (especially if you had access to cheap Soviet Bloc weapons and ready access to shipping lanes).
How to install Android 2.21 on an iPhone 3g
Nobody’s stopping you from swapping an NSX engine into your Ferrari, either.
Where and how to play Caravan in Fallout: New Vegas
My kings and jacks are your worst nightmare.
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Also:
Hey, that’s what I said.
Gymkhana at L’Autodrome
With over 16 million views, I’m obviously one of the last car nuts to see this, but it’s admittedly awesome:
The first rule of drifting is: DRIFTING KILLS (TIRES*)
I was laughing at his shifter until I realized it was the side brake lever (he’s using paddle shifters).