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J. Lo’s interview with C. (“Cosmic”) Buddha, Esq.
In the following interview, Jennifer Lopez, star of The Wedding Planner (Sony Pictures, 2001), asks Cosmic Buddha about the specifics of his upcoming wedding in Thailand. J.Lo: Nice to see…
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Note to self
That was most likely not what Nam had in mind last night when she told me to think about the reception. Try again, Einstein.
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Endangered Species
The path I have chosen is the very model of assimilation into broader culture. – My blood is nearly 100% Japanese (whatever the hell that means), although I may have…
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What’s Your Flavor?
Here is a user-friendly tool to help decide which Linux distros are a good match for your needs: Linux Distribution Chooser I’ve recently been carrying around a JP version of…
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Do As I Say, Federal Emergency Management Edition
Oh my god. It’s like something I’d consider funny, except that it’s too retarded: If I can help people focus on preparedness, how to be better prepared in their homes…
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Crane-kicking it in heaven
This is sad. Ohaaaraaaaa! I may have made my last Mr. Miyagi joke.
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My new wallet
This is my new wallet, and I am secure in my manhood. Spicy move!
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All Daddy Wanted…
(from osaka bill)
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Mirin Desu
Sign says, “This is mirin.” I guess because some people might mistake it for cooking oil, even though it says “mirin” on the bottle. What they really need is some…
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Questions to Which I Have Answered, “Oh, Fuck No!”
In Japan: – Do you wear shoes inside your home in America? > (…my mom would have a cow.) – Would you like to try a slice of Salmon Cream…
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Time to Chill
Sit back and relaaaaaaaax: Beginner’s Guide To Understanding The Roots Vol. 1&2
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An open letter to the Japanese government
Let’s make a deal (Let’s Dealing!): I will concede to the popular belief that the shadows on the moon look like a rabbit pounding mochi as long as you wait…
