The preview of the sequel to the best movie review, ever


I wish this news had come out before George Lucas was on the Daily Show last week because it might made his weak argument that the target audiences of the first three and last three movies are different, so it’s OK that the last three he made sucked a little easier to swallow. Let’s put this in perspective: The sequel to the review ripping the shit out of the movie is going to be more hotly anticipated by the original fans than the sequel itself was (the fans had seen the first one by then and knew it was all a sad downhill slide after the appearance of, say, Ewoks).
BTW, the creator was interviewed by heeb magazine a couple weeks ago.

Doctor Fish Foot Spa

In the true spirit of Christmas, we visited the biggest shopping mall in this part of Thailand, Central Plaza Khon Kaen, that just opened a few weeks ago. We were mostly there to buy Max a new booster seat for the car so Mina could inherit his old one, but we stumbled across a very recently opened foot spa featuring 15 minute doctor fish treatments for 99 baht. We’ve seen doctor fish spas on TV for the past ten years or so, and we always wanted to try them out… I mean, a stupid fish willing to gnaw on my stinky dogs? I had to try that!
The verdict: It’s kinda freaky at first. The fish are actually eating you, so it takes some getting used to, but it was worth it. Your skin comes out feeling very smooth.


Note: Max was totally freaked out and wouldn’t touch the water, even though he usually likes fish and aquariums.

The best movie review, ever

It says a lot that this review was ten times more interesting than the movie itself. I found that some of the links weren’t available through the “related videos” sidebar part way through, so I’m linking every part below:
Star Wars: The Phantom Menace Review Part 1/7
Star Wars: The Phantom Menace Review Part 2/7
Star Wars: The Phantom Menace Review Part 3/7
Star Wars: The Phantom Menace Review Part 4/7
Star Wars: The Phantom Menace Review Part 5/7
Star Wars: The Phantom Menace Review Part 6/7
Star Wars: The Phantom Menace Review Part 7/7