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Mystic River
The ending of this film bothered me so much that I had to go looking on the net, totally convinced that I had missed something vital in the 0.5 seconds it took me to throw a tissue in the garbage there near the end of the film during the parade scene. Verdict: I didn’t miss a goddamn thing.
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Please, Make the Bad Man Go Away
So I’m on a coffee break and the guy next to me says, out of the blue, “I wonder how many legs you can pull off a centipede without impeding its ability to forage for food.” I’m at a loss for words, and I wonder if this line of thought has anything to do with the fact that he just got chewed a while ago out by the boss in front of the whole office for holding up production of a new product. A few seconds later, in the same monotonous patter, he muses, “I wonder if its like one of those 16-wheel tractor trailers… If one or two go…
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May the schwartz be with you…
Fer chrissakes man, you forgot to use the time-honored meatplow: ode to my schlong Must be Alzheimer’s, you dirty old bastard… Happy Birthday!
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School of Rice
I proudly present to you the latest combined efforts of myself and my little bro: School of Rice The purpose of the blog is twofold; first to document rice in the sense of tacky car mods (such as bazooka-like exhaust pipes, homemade rear wings, and HKS stickers), and second, to document anything else we categorize as rice. In other words, I have not a clue, but am determined to make this new blog a success because I like the name so much. School of Rice. Maybe I’ll shelve some recipes there, too. Be sure to check out the uber-rice shot Adam posted today… The recent BMW 7 series lineup is…
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A Faster 7 Series
Spotted during a daytrip to Shikoku we saw many interesting things including a BMW 740i, stock in every way, except for the huge wing on the back. I can’t think of another unnecessary modification to an otherwise nice car that this guy could have possibly done. I can only imagine what he plans on doing next.
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First Post
This blog is dedicated to all things rice. So then, what is rice? You shall see, grasshopper, you shall see.
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Earth to Politicians
Now we start with the real hurt; time to break out the industrial strength can of Smear. I predict a scandal with drugs, hookers, or some such felony will break soon. Some possible headlines: Jenna and Barbara Sic Secret Service on Gay Rapper! As a Joke! While Stoned! Teresa Heinz: Godmother of John Walker Lindh Urged Him to Fight Curious George to Michael J: I’ll Watch Bubbles While You’re Gone, Baby Kerry, “Just a Cool Guy,” Sucked Glass Dick with D12 Backstage, Says Eminem. First Lady Owns Stock in Dutch Wife Co, Ltd.! OK, this is obviously a work in progress, but you get what I mean. At some point,…
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Vitamin White
Somehow, I suspect this wouldn’t fly in the states.
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RE: cosmicbuddha.com
To all of you who can’t catch a hint (such as repeated refusals as well as a 9-year renewal via Network Solutions AKA Bloodsuckers Inc.): cosmicbuddha.com is not for sale. I don’t give a fuck if you think it should belong to the Buddha’s Association of Templar Sanctorium, the Online Buddhist Trinket Vendor Compendium, or His Holiness the Dalai Lama, it is mineminemine and I can very fucking well use it for whatever the fuck I want and you get zero – I repeat ZERO – input in this respect. You want to me to “keep it real” and have some followers send me golden prayer beads by registered mail…
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Censored
My new favorite milblogger. And SDB, who is giving it up indefinitely. Some days you are asking for it just by turning on the computer.
