Month: September 2005

Your IQ Is 135

Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius Your Mathematical Intelligence is Genius Your General Knowledge is Exceptional

It’s pretty obvious this test is flawed because I’m a dumbass at math. I’m just stoked because this test proves that my logic is fuxx0rd – hey, if Jody didn’t go to jail, maybe it’s because SHE’S A DIRTY WHORE WHO SUCKED OFFICER WAGNER’S LE COQ SPORTIF, if ya know what I’m sayin’.
Anyway, here’s a guy literally scored off the charts and analyzes several flaws in the test: LINKY LINKY

That Ipecac video reminded me of one of the all-time Vomitus Classicos:
“We’re gonna take a commercial break…”

Couple of interesting ones at Big boys:
IPECAC – This one reminded me of the Chinese food/heatstroke incident I had last month and left me kinda queasy.
FREUDIAN SLIP – Heh.

I realize that I’ve been remiss in posting video links lately. Lets fix that right now, starting with: He Man does 4-non-blondes

To roughly quote Jedi Mind Trick, it’s like “hating necrophiliacs for fucking the dead.” When you go read the touching story on the following link, don’t forget to see all the comments:
Grief – Barn Swallows
It’s always sad when the tree-hugging animal lovers expose themselves as the least knowledgable about nature.

My family’s Shitzu, Jak, is now officially famous.