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Finding a Wife, Old Testament Style
This is pretty funny: Top 15 Biblical Way to Acquire a Wife My favorites: – Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes. Then she’s yours. (Deuteronomy 21:11-13) – Find a man with seven daughters, and impress him by watering his flock. Moses (Exodus 2:16-21) – Cut off 200 foreskins off of your future father-in-law’s enemies and get his daughter for a wife. David (I Samuel 18:27) – Become the emperor of a huge nation and hold a beauty contest. Xerxes or Ahasuerus (Esther 2:3-4) And I’m sure my pal T would agree: – Don’t be so picky.…
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New Uniform – Winter Version
As promised… The thing is, Kitty looks pretty good in it! Dammit Kitty, why are you always trying to contradict me! The only other red-collared jacket I’ve seen recently was in a UK movie called The Business – a story based in the early 1980’s.
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I wish become of you
Yet another Engrish has begone it’s
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Nakamura Tsuri Consultant
“Fishing consultant”
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Tamagotchi nai
No tamagotchi in stock.
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Kinda Green
lemons?
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Uniform Update
I received the jacket part of my company’s uniform this week. Oh my. Photos are of course forthcoming, possibly tonight. It depends on if Hello Kitty is in the mood for modeling when I get home.
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Python Bursts After Trying to Eat Gator
In this photo provided by the Everglades National Park, the carcass of a six-foot American alligator is shown protruding from the mid-section of a 13-foot Burmese python Monday, Sept. 26, 2005 in Everglades National Park, Fla., after the snake apparently swallowed the alligator resulting in the deaths of both animals. Inherit the wind, oh fuzzy little animals… LINK
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Elephant Trivia
Holy shit. In Thailand, you can apparently rent an elephant for around $30 a day. I assume I need to feed them a couple hundred pounds of monkeys or whatever they eat a day, as well, but still… I might just rent one for everybody so we can play bumpercars or something.
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Basic Man FAQ
FAQ: How many men does it take to open a beer? Answer: None. It should be opened when she brings it. FAQ: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Answer: Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. FAQ: Why do women have smaller feet than men? Answer: It’s one of those “evolutionary things” that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. FAQ: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? Answer: When she starts a sentence with “A man once told me…” FAQ: How do you…
