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Adam got Farked
One of Adam’s old posts on Oita Aquarium (link) got farked over the weekend (it’s on the front page of the Tech section right now). It seems to have been picked up on a few other blogs as well, which is why I noticed it. Congrats, dude! Now if you’d only fix your comments and add the Google Analytics code I’ve been bugging you with for a year…
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All you ever wanted to know about using squat toilets
I’ve lived in Asia for over a decade, so I’m used to squat toilets (as opposed to western-style toilets that you sit on). I prefer squat toilets everywhere except for my own bathroom, actually. I know that doctors and health professionals say that you don’t “get germs” from other people via toilet seat transfer, but what can I say? They probably live sheltered lives and have never SEEN the disgusting state of nasty public toilet seats – you know, the ones yellowed from age, with huge welts from cigarette burns, cracked in three separate pieces and with stinky bits of shit and god-knows-what stuck to it. You know, the kind…
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Nam’s ducky cowboy hat
We came across a roadside vendor selling cowboy hats at the end of last year, and this one just stood out. In related news, I found a hidden horse ranch on the dirt road behind our house. Now all I need is a good set of spurs! ||||||||||||||||||| UPDATE (transcribed from Google Talk session with Adam): me: oh wait i just realized something it’s not a duck is it Adam: no chicken me: oops always thought it was a rubber ducky Adam: nah, dude, its like a chicken in a biscuit me: godammit oh well the name stays this is nam’s ducky hat godammit Adam: cool
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Le Beat Box
Here’s another clip of his performance where you can see that he’s unaccompanied on stage; it also reveals more about where he is performing and adds insipid French commentary: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3nzAikczEQ
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Mainstream Nyotaimori
Hadaka Sushi, West Hollywoood At least cut off your pinky finger, waps! |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| (definition: nyotaimori)
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SEO update for CB’s Hasty Musings
The top ten search phrases for this blog, via Google Analytics: naked fat men (corresponding link) fat men naked (same link as above) snow crash movie (corresponding link 1, 2) miami vice theme song (corresponding link) cosmic buddha (too many links to list) food carving (corresponding link 1, 2) fish sausage (corresponding link 1, 2, 3) fragalicious (corresponding link) adam was arrested for (corresponding link) sword tricks (corresponding link) In addition, here are a few others I found interesting: ramen vending machine the devil is beating his wife i hate disneyland drink pee too many mcs not enough mics gory gory what a helluva way to die bald women for…
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Speaking of fish…
Someone sent this to me a while ago, I don’t remember who (but thanks!).
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Nuking a Colossal Squid
NZ’s colossal squid to be microwaved Run, don’t walk, fish nerds.
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Weird Thai Snacks
SEMON – The breakfast of champions. Extra creamy filling. CHICKEN SHAKE – According to the package, it is/contains neither. It is, however, a magnificent concept, even more repulsive than the famous meat shake joke. BIG SHEET – When you get the urge for coprophagy, nothing else will doo. 😉
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Merge this, bitches
You mean, if I want to continue enjoying the account that I paid for, I have to sign in with my existing Yahoo! account, fuckyoustupidflickrshitheadsandstoptellingmewhattodo@yahoo.com? Fucktards. This is not how you treat a charter member (or as you so eloquently put it, “Old Skool Member.” Fucktards.) Shit, if you’re gonna hold my already-paid-for account hostage, I don’t have much of a choice, do I?
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