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My Brother, Adam Yoshida…
Will be amused to find that his name is the domain of a guy who “surpasses Rush Limbaugh for zealousness and Ann Coulter for madness.” www.adamyoshida.com LOL. Even their middle initials are the same (Adam Teiichi Yoshida / Adam Takao Yoshida). I have a serious beef with the Yoshida Sauce dude, too. What a sellout with that chop suey font and “you sooo fonny meesta!” photo. Bite MY cracked peppercorn teriyaki, foo. Although I do want a pair of Justin boots and a select few of the bags offered by Yoshida Kaban (although their website sucks fanny pack; try here to see an otaku fan site of their products).
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my reply
Ahmed, As we say here in the land of Nyorai, the price of urgent financial dealings is 50% and non-negotiable. Time, Love, and Tenderness, C. Buddha P.S. Please call me CB. Justin Yoshida is the name I use for this mortal shell.
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urgent II
My new partner wrote back! You are asking for too much but call me so that we can talk 234-80-33220446. Ahmed And again! Dear Justin Yoshida, How are you doing? PLease I am still waiting to hear from you on my reply to your mail. I am waiting. Regards, Ahmed Saleh
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The Essential Kill Bill Interview
Quentin Tarantino & Tomohiro Machiyama in Movie Otakuland. Absolutely a must read for the kung-fu grip set. Warning: Spoilers Galore! (thx, Bill!) Also, the site does major resize-fu on your browser windows.
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urgent
FROM:MR AHMED SALEH THE MANAGER, UNITED BANK FOR AFRICA, ALABA INT’L BRANCH, 3 AGUDOSI ST LAGOS-NIGERIA. Sir, I am pleased to get across to you for a very urgent and profitable business proposal, though I don’t know you neither have I seen you before but my confidence was reposed on you when the Chief Executive of Lagos State chamber of Commerce and Industry handed me your contact for a confidential business. I am the manager of United Bank for Africa Plc (UBA), Alaba Int’l branch,Lagos Nigeria. The intended business is thus; we had a customer, a Foreigner resident in Nigeria, he was a Contractor with one of the Government Parastatals.…
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Taro’s Blog – Jomon News
I think I finally got all the bugs worked out of Taro Machino’s blog. I hope he updates frequently cuz he has such a unique perspective on things sometimes. The URL: http://cosmicbuddha.com/jomon/
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Adam’s Blog
I set my little bro up with his own blog and now it’s up to him to write, write, write. I hope we will be a family of writers as opposed to linkers. That said, check out Higo Blog (named after his town’s official flower).
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Animal Farm
With help from the shizzolator, might old Major have been more of an inspiration to the Panthers? Shizzolate that shit: “Now, comrades, what is da nature of dis life a ours? Let us face that shiznit: izzle lives are miserable, laborious, ‘n short n’ shit. We are born, we are given just so much food as will keep da breath in izzle bodies, ‘n those of us who are capable of that shiznit are forced work da last atom of izzle strength; ‘n da hella instant that izzle usefulness has come an end we are slaughtered wit hideous cruelty.” No animal in England knows da meaning of happiness or leisure…
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P’tan Merde!
“The French Army would feel humiliated to go to Iraq and be put in the same category as the Poles or the Uruguayans as part of the cleanup team.” http://www.nytimes.com/2003/07/29/international/worldspecial/29FRAN.html You may need to register to view the page. I think it’s worth it (as in, “it’s free!”). I love France, been there a couple times, and have good friends there. One of them told me a story when we went wine tasting in St. Emilion, regarding an embassy dinner conversation between representatives of France and the US. During talks concerning immigration the French dignitary’s wife made small talk, likening US/Mexico border problems with France’s woes in regards to “those…
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Shizzolating Lewis
What would you do if you could not wake from a dream where Snoop began reading you a bedtime story, say “Arrowhead” by Sinclair Lewis? “Da driver of da wagon swaying through forest ‘n swamp of da Ohio wilderness wuz a ragged brizzle of fourteen n’ shit. Her mother they had buried near da Monongahela–da brizzle herself had heaped wit torn sods da grave beside da river of da beautiful name.” Her father lay shrinking wit fever on da floor of da wagon-box, ‘n ’bout tha dude’s ass played her brothers ‘n sisters, dirty brats, tattered brats, hilarious brats n’ shit.” I’d be crying like a bizzatch.
