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Dream Job
When I quit working in Osaka five years ago, this would have been my dream job: ////// As the worldwide leader and innovator in the creation of interactive entertainment, Nintendo Co. Ltd., of Kyoto, Japan, manufactures and markets hardware and software for its popular home video game systems. The systems include Game Boy?, Nintendo? 64, Game Boy Advance and the NINTENDO GAMECUBE. Since the release of its first home video game system in 1985, Nintendo has sold more than 1.4 billion video games worldwide, creating enduring industry icons such as Mario and Donkey Kong and launching such franchises as Zelda and Pokemon. As a wholly owned subsidiary, Nintendo of America…
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Shark Suit
Holy… clicky, clicky Update: I didn’t realize that you need a login for that page. Go get one here.
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Dick Ma Speaks
See Dick run. Run, Dick, run. See Dick catch the the Chinese government official press agency Xinhua photoshopping astronaut photos. Run, Dick, run.
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Bust out the cane sword
For those of you coming to our wedding in Thailand, we will be hiring a couple of masseuses to stay at the hotel and treat all of our guests to muscle-kneading nirvana. Why masseuses as opposed to male masseurs? Well, obviously, first this is because I’m a guy and I have a sausage-snatching-by-other-men phobia, but this is kind of beside the point, because the masseuses I intend to employ are old women. In fact, the one who we have already confirmed is an old, blind woman – so I know she rocks without even having met her. You see, I have had a variety of massages here and there over…
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Kings of Rice
I think I stumbled onto the riciest of them all – a virtual kingdom of kome. Go check it out: 20050116 Tokyo Auto Salon 02
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Finding a Wife, Old Testament Style
This is pretty funny: Top 15 Biblical Way to Acquire a Wife My favorites: – Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes. Then she’s yours. (Deuteronomy 21:11-13) – Find a man with seven daughters, and impress him by watering his flock. Moses (Exodus 2:16-21) – Cut off 200 foreskins off of your future father-in-law’s enemies and get his daughter for a wife. David (I Samuel 18:27) – Become the emperor of a huge nation and hold a beauty contest. Xerxes or Ahasuerus (Esther 2:3-4) And I’m sure my pal T would agree: – Don’t be so picky.…
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New Uniform – Winter Version
As promised… The thing is, Kitty looks pretty good in it! Dammit Kitty, why are you always trying to contradict me! The only other red-collared jacket I’ve seen recently was in a UK movie called The Business – a story based in the early 1980’s.
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I wish become of you
Yet another Engrish has begone it’s
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Nakamura Tsuri Consultant
“Fishing consultant”
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Tamagotchi nai
No tamagotchi in stock.
