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Tokyo Breakfast
Warning: The following video is extremely racist and offensive. Only assholes and deviants will find it amusing. (Got your attention now? I DARE YOU not to watch it! I DOUBLE…
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Screwy Weather
Two days ago it was like spring had been kickstarted, sunny and warm (so sunny and warm that it created a huge fogbank on the coast, where it met with…
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Monday Fantasy #275
One of these would really cut down on my commuting time in the morning (nothing like a fusillade of 40mm grenades to inspire more judicious use of gas pedals…). Plus,…
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Apricot
A can of apricot juice laced with “12mg of iron!” Tasted absolutely asstastic!
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What Species?
A black ladybug with red spots landed on me. Lucky?
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SAFETY FOR ALL
This ancient marking, when properly employed, is said to repel werewolves, vampires, and hungry OSHA inspectors alike.
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Mihara Crane
One of the gigantic cranes tearing up the riverbank in Sumoto right now.
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Red Alert
If your name is Chris, and you are Chinese (and you are studying medicine in Chicago and dating my little sister), you need to see this: Peanut Kiss Not Cause…
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Knows Best
Would you take sleeping pills on your drive back home? It appears that some people do. I can attest to the fact that Ambien works – I bummed one off…
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Quiz Kings
A reader here sent in an SNL clip that Adam and I have been searching for on and off for a couple years now: Quiz Kings Chris Farley speaking Japanese!…
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Scar
A bit too one-with-naturistic frou-frou trees are screaming-ish for my tastes, but then again, I wasn’t the one attacked by a 7-foot Humboldt squid while dangling from a line at…
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Bad Karma (Thai Edition)
– A Thai who can’t eat spicy food. – A diabetic Thai. – A Thai with a peanut allergy. Any of the conditions listed above will ensure that the unfortunate…
