The best movie review, ever

It says a lot that this review was ten times more interesting than the movie itself. I found that some of the links weren’t available through the “related videos” sidebar part way through, so I’m linking every part below:
Star Wars: The Phantom Menace Review Part 1/7
Star Wars: The Phantom Menace Review Part 2/7
Star Wars: The Phantom Menace Review Part 3/7
Star Wars: The Phantom Menace Review Part 4/7
Star Wars: The Phantom Menace Review Part 5/7
Star Wars: The Phantom Menace Review Part 6/7
Star Wars: The Phantom Menace Review Part 7/7

Burning bloodsuckers at Khao Yai National Park, Thailand

These vids were taken at the teacher’s accommodations we rented (House 109) at Khao Yai National Park from November 9 to 11, 2009. It rained every day, which brings the leeches out in great numbers. I had a few actually on my feet during different times, but none were on long enough to feast on my ambrosial blood. Too bad.

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Part 1 is very blurry and hard to see, but contains brutal leech burning imagery as an added bonus:

Thai language note: These leeches, on land, are called “taak.” Ones in the water are “prin” (pronounced like pudding in Japanese without the hard “r”) The hand-sized ones in the water are called “prin quai” (buffalo leeches).