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Apologize, fucker.
I caught a guy walking off with my umbrella during lunch break. I was like, hey yo what the fuck, that’s my umbrella. The guy knew I had him, but…
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Glazed Pilgrim with a side of Mawmenny, please
Check out this article on Slate today: Historical Fiction Quote: “While a Medieval Times castle seats anywhere from 900 to 1,500 people a night, and the Excalibur’s Tournament of Kings…
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$5 a mile is the least of it
If you have ever had an accident with a cab in Japan, chances are you have been screwed. The reason? Cab companies often rely on mafia-controlled insurance vendors to do…
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Near Miss
To the old lady who decided to suddenly step out in front of traffic without looking first this morning: My parking brake saved your life, but I believe you may…
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Gory, gory, what a helluva way to die…
Yes, I’ve been watching too much Band of Brothers again. All I can say is, what a damn fine series. Along with 24 (go Kief!), Freaks and Geeks (/lament), and…
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Ewotic
The subject of the spam I just got says: More info on how to please your partner again, inside For fuck’s sake, I’m still working – I almost bust a…
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Pearl Harbor Part 2
Apparently this IS a forbidden subject since I got a dozen e-mails and exactly 0 comments on the post itself. Latitudes and Nichi Nichi linked to the post (thanks guys!)…
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Pearl Harbor
I swear to God this came up in conversation again today and I realized I probably never wrote about it here, so: I’m not sure what the hell kids are…
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Obligatory Japanese News Link of the Day
If you’re a Japanews Bloghound, you’ve doubtlessly seen this article linked to no less than five times today: More Japanese men prefer sitting whizzes I just want to know one…
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Hospitales
Ouch. This person obviously chose the wrong career – I’m thinking Corrections Officer would have been more appropriate. My second year in Japan, I got in a fairly serious accident…
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All In Your Mind
Even if you aren’t usually prone to motion sickness, don’t check out this link just after eating: Akiyoshi’s illusion pages Oh, man, I almost lost the tori negi-sauce don I…
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Doo doo doo doodoodoodoo
That goddamn line from “Under Pressure” is running around in my head again. An omen, perhaps.