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Kismet
I am a sucker for stories about drunken, farting dogs. That is all.
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Fellow Ugmericans…
Just a quick observation today: When any random group of expats gathers overseas for a social event – be it a holiday, a sports event, or even just a quick drink at the local watering hole – why does there always seem to be at least one TOTAL FUCKING PSYCHO among their numbers? You know who I mean, the asshole who likes to get in the middle of conversations he couldn’t hope to begin understanding, and wants nothing more than to prove his conviction in his simpleton viewpoints by punching someone in the face… And why does the psycho always seem to be from the same country as you?
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xmas tunes
Go get some doper-than-average holiday tracks: Santastic II DJ Riko’s Merry Mixmas 2006 Highly recommended for those sick of hearing the words, “..but the very next day, you gave it away.” (thx g-man)
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my week in signs
“jump for joy! you made it without wetting your pants!” There’s always time for air hockey… with your gang. No peddling measly wares, you Dickensian biotches (M-F 8:00 – 10:00AM) The coolest car I saw this month. Some type of Hillman. A line of mops, brooms, and scrub brushes marketed under the brand name BLACK MAN. So wrong, I just had to have one – now that’s marketing! Overall, the sparse furnishing and utilitarian decor force us to recommend Mass Casualty Zone A over this one. What starts in the men’s room ends in the man room.
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Weather Revelation
I am shocked. It’s COLD outside. I’m in Thailand, and it’s COLD outside. Granted, I was standing on my veranda in my boxers, but it’s genuinely cold! In Thailand! I’m so happy, I could cry! But I think I’ll take a midnight shower and bask in the shivering COLDNESS instead (this weather will only last until February, apparently). OK, this still doesn’t explain why some people on the street are wearing winter parkas (!), or why there are earmuffs and wool scarves (!!) on sale at the department stores (it’s cold enough for me to use a warm blanket at night – perhaps for the first time, here – but…
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Response to “How to draw a car in MS Paint”
I really dig the How to Draw series because the sum of my freehand drawing ability can be expressed as:
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choose your own entendre
American Me, on cellphone: “So whatcha up to?” Fem-ish Aussie Him: “I’m out having a fag – then I’m gonna go have a smoke.” /// I have my suspicions, but I’m still not sure what he was up to… Don’t really want to know anymore, either.
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OLD NEWSFLASH!!
Extra anus kills four-legged chick Now how the hell did I miss that last month?
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A Thai Fish Sanctuary
Last weekend, a student called up and said he wanted to show me a local sight. “Well,” I figured, “whatever it is, it should beat the hell out of tipping water buffaloes on yet another Saturday afternoon.” So the wife and I got in the car and picked up said student and his girl at her apartment. We drove about ten kilometers on back country roads with potholes nearly the size of our current ride, my sister-in-law’s cute blue Opel Corsa. After nearly running over several wild chickens and sleeping dog, we arrived at our destination: The entrance to Wan Macha Fish Sanctuary. A fish sanctuary? I’m just guessing it…
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Member’s Only Jacket
“In 1984, Director Stanley Kubrick placed ads throughout the U.S. for young aspiring actors to send in audition tapes for “Full Metal Jacket”. This is one of them… “
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“It would be sensible not to swim in that area”
What’s that lullaby?
Slap… guitar?
