This is pretty dope. If you keep clicking, it feels like those fast learning scenes in the Matrix.
What does this sign say?
Read it very carefully, especially if you’re a native English speaker.
Angry Max drinking light
After a while, Max realized that light is completely bland and unsatisfying.
Patrick Swayze
Damn, I can’t believe he kicked – I swear I just saw him in a new show pretty recently. He must’ve had some super fast cancer or something, poor guy. RIP
Max drinking light
He keeps trying to drink light from flashlights and it’s quite hysterical.
Game over, man, game over.
“A rare parasite which burrows into host fish before eating and replacing their tongues with itself has been found off the Jersey coast.”
(via Luis) / (original source with more info)
Marvel/Disney Mashups
There are many more over where these came from.
Polar Bear, Enlightened (Best Video EVER)
Look for post-micturition convulsion syndrome at 0:21.
Facebook lite is better
You may be able to try it out without an invitation: http://lite.facebook.com
That is all.
Spotted Richard
It seems the Welsh have submitted fully to their nanny state and its uber-PC agenda. I present to you the faded glory of Spotted Dick with its newly government-approved nomenclature: Pudding renamed Spotted Richard
Today suet pudding, tomorrow your right to breathe, I tell you.
They should have tried a compromise. You know, something a with a bit more pizazz. How about Speckled Prick or Dotted Cock?
What they settled on for an alternative, Sultana Sponge, is kinda more disgusting in a contraceptical kinda way, if you know what I mean… A bit of Sultana Sponge with heavy cream, anyone?
And how about renaming their town while they’re at it?