I beat anorexia! I so want that shirt. Update: Dave found a link where I can get one: LINK

Link found somewhere (just before my browser crashed): 20 Questions to a Better Personality …. You are a WRDL–Wacky Rational Destructive Leader. This makes you a Enemy of the State. You are charismatic and winning and a very dangerous enemy. You favor justice over compassion, and would almost rather see your opponent fail than you succeed. You impact the lives of those around you more than any other personality. People remember your name and respect you. You are a tremendous amount of fun to be around and astonishing to watch. You are generally abstinent in your habits, and you like things tidy and ordered. When picking teams, it is smartest…

I’m back, after a five-day stretch being tortured by Koga ninjas in their secret lair under Lake Biwa. Fortunately, I survived by using my wits and took them all out with my killer combos: whooping peony-blossom punch explosive hawk flip double star thrust laughing taoist penetration invincible eagle wall resplendent sage knee yellow emperor’s secret charge burning fox-woman defense abominable goldfish jab unfathomable secret scratch venerable sky elbow illusory scorpion technique fire of the eunuch penetration innocent willow heel When you’re time comes, will your kung fu be good enough?

This is an interesting read: Scraping and ad-stripping Google’s results I liken it to a brave little ant picking a fight with an elephant. You applaud the little guy’s tenacity, but keep expecting to see a huge foot stomping down any second. I tried a few searches and the results of Scroogle/Google seem identical… But that said, I can’t stop using Google. To be honest, I don’t even want to try. I like GMail. I like Blogger. I have always thought fond of the company because I beta tested their iMode site way back in the day and they sent me Google T-shirts in return for bug reports. And, of…

So you expect us to believe that a man used to get mistaken for O.D.B. all the time and didn’t fully take advantage of it? Seriously, if tricking “drunken admirers from Denmark” and a “little girl who wanted to do a school report about O.D.B” are the worst things you’ve done, either: A. You are not a man, or B. You are lying in order to keep the weekly groupie orgies a secret from your wife. That is all. // Random thought: Do people call information to find phone numbers that much anymore? I can’t remember the last time I did.

Recent tragedy aside, “Typhoon” is just a horribly unimaginative name for an (albeit yuppified and second-rate) rice rocket. “The new wave of bold style,” indeed. (Note: I’d like to suggest a correction to Toyota Canada here: “tsunami” is actually the Japanese word for… “tsunami.”) I’ve written about this in the past, but my favorite branding memory is the Japanese company that developed an early web browser and dubbed it “Woody, the Internet Pecker.” I, of course, assumed this was a product aimed at the “average horndog salaryman” demographic, complete with Auto-cache Delete Function and Boss Coming! Minimize-to-Tray Button for safely browsing tentacle rape fansites at work, and would have opted…

For hardcore Neal Stephenson fans: The Command Line in 2004

Search Google with one of these strings: inurl:”MultiCameraFrame?Mode=” inurl:/view/view.shtml?videos= In the search results, you’ll find hundreds of unsecured webcams, many of which are being used as security cameras. BONUS: You can control some of them, too.

For those who are into the quiz thing, check this one out: Your Dominant Intelligence is Linguistic Intelligence You are excellent with words and language. You explain yourself well. An elegant speaker, you can converse well with anyone on the fly. You are also good at remembering information and convicing someone of your point of view. A master of creative phrasing and unique words, you enjoy expanding your vocabulary. You would make a fantastic poet, journalist, writer, teacher, lawyer, politician, or translator. What Kind of Intelligence Do You Have? Please note that the lowest common denominator for all of the professions listed is that you have to be a really…