I always used to laugh when I saw somebody use an umbrella in high winds, seemingly being pulled around by an invisible donkey until the inevitable point where the umbrella is pulled outward like a double-jointed flagellate. No more. That shit happened to me today and I almost got my eye poked out. After so many close calls with BB guns in my youth, it would just be wrong to lose an eye any other way. Yes, friends, it’s another installment of this year’s hit quiz show, Name That Typhoon! Hint: Today’s typhoon has a Japanese name. What’s that? I thought the Japanese didn’t name their typhoons and simply numbered…