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urgent
FROM:MR AHMED SALEH THE MANAGER, UNITED BANK FOR AFRICA, ALABA INT’L BRANCH, 3 AGUDOSI ST LAGOS-NIGERIA. Sir, I am pleased to get across to you for a very urgent and profitable business proposal, though I don’t know you neither have I seen you before but my confidence was reposed on you when the Chief Executive of Lagos State chamber of Commerce and Industry handed me your contact for a confidential business. I am the manager of United Bank for Africa Plc (UBA), Alaba Int’l branch,Lagos Nigeria. The intended business is thus; we had a customer, a Foreigner resident in Nigeria, he was a Contractor with one of the Government Parastatals.…
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The Best Caution Label in the Whole Wide World
A warning label on one of the automated machines at the factory I visited the other day.
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Site News Redux
For whatever reason you are here (for instance, if I have spammed you), welcome! The entire Cosmic Buddha site is under heavy construction, and work is being done incrementally on the static pages as well as on all weblogs hosted here. I’m working as fast as my schedule allows (read: very slowly), but my isn’t that boring to read about! The static pages are quite old but still get a lot of hits from people looking for free kimono pics (the joke is on you, I took them all down!). I am working on installing image galleries again, and will let you know when they are up. In addition to…
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What I Did This Weekend…
I just sat around eating asse! It’s made by Morinaga (turn up the volume before clicking this link), so you can be sure it’s quality asse that melts in your mouth! I think this my new favorite food… Note: There are 18 pieces of asse in one box. Enough for a home party!
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Taro’s Blog – Jomon News
I think I finally got all the bugs worked out of Taro Machino’s blog. I hope he updates frequently cuz he has such a unique perspective on things sometimes. The URL: http://cosmicbuddha.com/jomon/
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Matrix Reloaded
Indeed. I liked it. There was one cheesy edit in the “Big Fight” sequence (when Smith first replicates). It was when Neo defies the law of everything and slides on his back to escape the 87th time. Even though it only lasted a second, it remained an indelible stain on the rest of the movie like the “Legolas Railslide” in The Two Towers or the Chow Yun “sliding between legs w/M-16” move from the car wash scene in Replacement Killers. Funny that his being able to fly didn’t bother me at all.
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Monkey Shineth
This baby monkey is being held in a stanky, stanky metal cage with some fully-grown family members who steal food from it and make it cry. Life really sucks sometimes. Then again, it is entirely possible that these conditions bother me more than the monkey…
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Some type of fertility doll, I think. Nazo, nazo.
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Tanukis on Parade
Me like raccoon-dogs.
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Devil Mask II
GREAT EMOTIONAL DISTRESS
