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Friday Phishing
I may have gone to university with this guy… Jeff, is it really you?
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Jesus Christ Pose
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Sarin Memories
Nighty night, scumbag. Hope you leave this world fully comprehending your failures. The society you tried to destroy is still running strong – it will in fact be destroying you…
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Hitogomi
The betting floor at WINS just before the big race.
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Betting rag
“Horse”
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Wanted: Portable Ion Cannon
Will pay $300 for portable ion cannon in good, serviceable condition. I’m pretty handy with a melder so older wiring is acceptable, but guidance rod must be in good condition…
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Scarecrowcrow
A stuffed crow sold to farmers to keep real crows away from the rice harvest.
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Fuzzy Primate
Bad monkey.
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Pass (on) the Soy Sauce
This is really, really disgusting and definitely sounds like a job for KIKKOMAN: By producing soy sauce from such raw materials, the producers were said able to cut costs by…
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Rap is Fucked
Hey, I know it’s a total fucking joke now, but I grew up with rap. LL Cool J’s Radio was the first cassette tape I remember buying. The Adventures of…
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Stench
I figured it was about time to really let you know my feelings about your bowels… There is definitely something wrong with them. Today I walked into the men’s restroom…
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Mer Bear
My little sis.
