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Real Estate
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sunday haiku (jesus ruined my fishing trip)
up at 4am fishing expedition planned raining like a bitch ……………… In other news, FUCK!!! Why you gotta be so stingy with the fishies, Son of God? Now I have…
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J’s East-West Theory of Fast Food
The disappointment of finding overcooked xx* noodles in a bowl of tasty broth is directly equal to that of an overcooked hamburger with full garnishes. *where xx = udon, ramen,…
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Long lost
Yeah, so yesterday I called up a great aunt who lives up in Sendai whose existence I only learned about recently, through correspondence with my mom. I was kind of…
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One click away from content-rich goodness
Bullshitr – The Web 2.0 Bullshit Generator Weeeee gotawinner!
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Kill Bill, Mario-style
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Guy Gabaldon
This post over at f*ckedgaijin reminded me that I hadn’t posted about Guy Gabaldon yet. You really should read that last link, some of his exploits were seriously amazing. My…
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Semantix
A deaf man with no eyes was arrested for driving in Smethwick, England. His defense is quoted as stating, “the question is not whether his driving was dangerous, but whether…
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What do you do?
I’ve been compiling a task list at work to hand off my replacement, if they can ever find one (I may be *ahem* hard to replace). The thing is, I’ve…
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Chatting
Jabber transcript with my little sis, currently doing a gross anatomy course: sis: you know how when people die, their muscles relax? me: yeah sis: that includes their sphincters… i…
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MT Update
I updated MovableType to version 3.32 just now and it seems to be working a lot faster than the 3.31b version we were using before. Anyway, now I have Widgets…
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Rot Canal
The worst thing about getting a root canal, so far, is the pungent stench of rot that permeates my mouth when the epoxy plug is pulled out of my tooth…