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Shock and Straw
Just thought this was funny…
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In the Groove
Let’s get funky now: Jonzun Crew 1983
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Radiohead de Creep
Sing along to this trancelike animation and purge some of that office angst: Low Morale: Radiohead de Creep
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The Finer Points of Puppetry
And now in the continuing saga of America… Fuck Yeah!, we proudly present: Topic: Terorists (sic) makng (sic) fun of DPRK and Dear Leader! Just a few of the gems posted so far: – “I stand with Comrade Kwango in saying that these are bastards. They should be found and smited good for their aggressions against the people of the DPRK and Generalissimo Kim Jong Il.” – “and comrades, not to forget: Kim Jong Il is really NOT a lonely man, he?s the father of the whole korean nation!!! Long live Kim Jong Il !!!” – “Pizza cook man said that Dear Leader covort with Japanese women and burn 100…
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Osaka Stories (Part 2 of ???)
It is three in the morning, and the port of Osaka is alive with the sound of street races. The crowd is sparse for a Saturday night, perhaps because of the rumor of a police raid. As with all the other recent crackdowns, they will round up any spectators as well as racers, and accuse everyone of racing. This may seem ironic since most of the spectators show up in normal cars and minivans, a stark contrast with the ultra-customized rice rockets tearing up the race strip, but Japanese cops have the art of coercion down well – most innocent people will sooner confess to a misdemeanor and pay a…
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Blocked
Sometimes I just get stuck writing when I’m writing something. I really hate when that happens. I start twiddling and tweaking, and in the end I’m just sick of the whole goddamn thing. I’m not one to tear up manuscripts and throw hissy fits, but ya know… Sometimes I just feel like repopulating the earth with dyspepsic dyspeptic otters so I won’t be compelled to comment to anyone, about anything, and WHAT THE HELL IS THIS INFERNAL ITCHING IN MY HEAD? Monday, Monday, la-la la la-la…
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A Forest
I know I have one pal in Japan who understands The Cure. I know I have two friends in France who understand The Cure. I know I have have one friend in Costa Rica who understands The Cure. I have too many friends in the states who understand The Cure. And I thought of them all tonight as I posted this: A Forest (Fuck Robert Palmer Version)
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Endtroducing…
An after-school percussion group playing DJ Shadow’s Building Steam with a Grain of Salt and Changeling – pretty near perfectly as far as I can tell. This is fucking awesome! For high school drum geeks a project this has got to be infinitely better than playing Wipeout at the pep rally (right, Dave?). The Shadow Percussion Project (movie file) Note: The file is around 65.4 megabytes and plays much better if you save it to your own computer first by right clicking the link and selecting “Save As”. (thx to steveo for the tip)
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I badly needed a laugh
McSweeney’s delivered: 7 Habits of Highly Successful People.
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Why I no longer have no hope for society
Cooing at new-born babies banned “A West Yorkshire hospital has banned visitors from cooing at new-born babies over fears their human rights are being breached and to reduce infection.” That is all.





















