I really should take a photo because he (He may very well be a she, but who can tell? He acts like a he. Then again, he was smart enough not to go over the fence and get eaten by the doberman next door like his siblings, so maybe he’s a she…) is now about four times bigger than when we got him and it’s getting very cramped in his sleeping box. He started acting like a pet a week or so after he became the last chick standing, coming back to the box every day when it got dark and running around our legs for food… Now he’s Max’s first pet.
He loves to eat crabs. Who knows why, but these little marsh crabs sometimes wander into our yard from the pond across the street. When Pinkie sees one, he picks off all their legs and arms, then pecks out the eyes. If I catch him doing it, I’ll usually smash the crab’s carapace and then Pinkie gets to eat a fine kanimiso. It’s his favorite treat. Today I ran over a fairly large one on the way out of the driveway. I took it to Pinkie and realized that at some point he must have gotten pinched, because he was a lot more cautious than he was the first couple of times I saw him go at it. This crab was already dead and smashed, though. Pinkie started to chow down and I left for work a second time.
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Related: Pinky’s still alive and Five jive colors of haplessness
Also: Here’s a photo of the kind of crab mentioned above that I took a couple years ago, before our house was complete.
Author: Justin
IAmA
This category over at Reddit has been providing me with awesome breaks in between grading final exams this week: IAmA
Very recent examples:
I landed in Sydney, Australia with no work visa, no friends or family, and only less than three dollars in my pocket.
I’m 26, and I used to be a manager at a GameStop…You know there’s things you want to know…
I’m a 26 year old gigolo in New York City. I just started earning enough to quit my day job.
Try the Konami Code on Facebook
It’s time to unleash your 1337 skills! When on the Facebook main page, press the following keys on your keyboard:
Finish by pressing Enter.
Then try scrolling up and down the page or clicking around to see what you’ve unlocked.
lipton baracus
In Japanese, this specific position might be called a reverse inari-otoshi (falling inari). If you’ve ever seen an inarizushi up close, you may understand why. It’s usually performed on an unsuspecting high school friend who is sleeping face-up, and does not make you automatically hated among your peers, however disturbing the imagery might be (this is all hearsay; I didn’t even go to high school in Nippon).
Say it three times with me: Inariotoshi, inari-otoshi, ??????
That is your cultural baggage of the day; some things cannot be un-read.
(image from Cyanide and Happiness via Adam)
Contra vs. Duck Hunt Mashup
Too awesome.
Facebook Privacy Tutorial
I’m always the one saying that Facebook will screw us all over. Before something big happens, though, here are some things you can do to safeguard your privacy under the current setup: 10 Solid Tips to Safeguard Your Facebook Privacy
I only have one other tip to add to that list: Check your privacy settings once in a while, because I’ve noticed some of them mysteriously reset to their default settings.