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After booty.
I think the whole name/theme is just cursed: My sister named her Shi Tzu, “Jak,” after Jack Sparrow, and it was always doing stupid stuff like running into windows, too. UPDATE: This is Jak
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what does it all mean
Posted because I had to – I saw this image from my childhood (GOOOOO JOE!) in a dream recently, and it’s been sitting on my desktop waiting to be posted ever since. If my blog actually serves as a bridge from the dream world to this one, cool. For me, GI Joe was badass, especially this guy. What say you?
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Tribute to stsanders
You might remember a quick post I wrote a couple months ago about some awesome guitar hero parodies that were getting a lot of attention on YouTube. I hope you got to see a few of those hilarious vids, because they’re all gone now: Copyright Vampires Delete Guitar ‘Shred’ Videos from YouTube Here’s a followup article as well: Humorless Metalheads Shut Down Popular YouTuber ////////////// As a side note, I can’t believe that wankorama-master Yngwie Malmsteen indirectly made my blog twice in a single month.
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Donarudo: “Who says there ain’t no good dope in Japan?”
While I’m on this Japan stint: Turn down your sound and watch this video (it’s a must-see), then optionally poke your own eyes out/pierce your ear drums.
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Dumpling diplomacy: Green lantern fix?
There’s obviously a problem when someone decides to add pesticides to Japan’s foreign-produced frozen food supply, but is the best answer for Japan truly another “buy local” scheme? I can see about 6,200 problems with this, not including shipping. I mean, this is the same country that makes airports for airlifting vegetables (which probably had the net effect of driving more agro business to China since it cost – duh – too much to ship fresh produce by air), right? /////////////////// In other Japan-related news, all of you from the camera-toting, chrysanthemum-kissing, anime-addict set are OFFICIALLY NO LONGER WANTED AT TSUKIJI FISHMARKET. That’s what you get for questioning the validity…
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F*** Planet Earth
Do not watch this video if: You don’t like hearing the F word You haven’t seen the BBC’s Planet Earth (which is, by the way, one of the best nature documentary series ever made)
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Revok- Murakami collaboration
This somehow sounds like a rework of the feudal tale about the daimyo being entranced by a certain peasant’s skill with basket weaving… “In the early morning hours in mid-December, an amazing masterpiece of epic pink proportions appeared above the Melrose strip. Not MOCA’s Murakami billboard itself, but rather a young curator’s fantasy art show…” Go read the full story over at the LA Weekly: LINK
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JOHN CLEESE’s LETTER TO AMERICA
To the citizens of the United States of America: In light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. Her Sovereign Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II, will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories (except Kansas, which she does not fancy), as from Monday next. Your new prime minister, Gordon Brown, will appoint a governor for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed. To aid in the…
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deep thoughts
It’s a busy time for me at work and I’ve been on a trip this week. Nothing much to blog about yet; go check out this site for some deep thoughts (by Jack Handey, of course).
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Guinness: Tipping Point
