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Fuzzy Primate
Bad monkey.
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Pass (on) the Soy Sauce
This is really, really disgusting and definitely sounds like a job for KIKKOMAN: By producing soy sauce from such raw materials, the producers were said able to cut costs by…
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Rap is Fucked
Hey, I know it’s a total fucking joke now, but I grew up with rap. LL Cool J’s Radio was the first cassette tape I remember buying. The Adventures of…
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Stench
I figured it was about time to really let you know my feelings about your bowels… There is definitely something wrong with them. Today I walked into the men’s restroom…
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Mer Bear
My little sis.
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THE PAOMNNEHAL PWEOR OF THE HMUAN MNID
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer…
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Glico Curry
Foil pouch type curry, retro design.
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nardical
One of the rites of passage in an Asian American household is fighting with your sibling for the eyeballs of the fish served up for dinner (assuming one large whole…
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HIMAWARI
Ha! After those last posts, we need some happyhappyjoyjoy around here! LOOK AT THIS PIC! UNBEREAVABLE (Interestingly enough, this oft-heard-on-Jap-TV-pronunciation could be an actual word if spelled like this.)! Two…
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Phallic Awajishima
Stephanie, being French, immediately declared this warming dish phallic. “African chinchin” I believe she said. But in the presence of others in the big dining space at Miketsukuni, a minute…
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Abuse
Someone is getting their ass kicked, and it ain’t the man of the house – or is it? All the characters and events portrayed in this post are fictional, and…
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Prove Yourself Worthy
To my Air France stewardess friend, who is coming over tomorrow: Nothing says friend like a bottle of Chateau Margaux. May I suggest the 1961? But why am I telling…
