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Dick Ma Speaks
See Dick run. Run, Dick, run. See Dick catch the the Chinese government official press agency Xinhua photoshopping astronaut photos. Run, Dick, run.
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Bust out the cane sword
For those of you coming to our wedding in Thailand, we will be hiring a couple of masseuses to stay at the hotel and treat all of our guests to…
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Kings of Rice
I think I stumbled onto the riciest of them all – a virtual kingdom of kome. Go check it out: 20050116 Tokyo Auto Salon 02
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Finding a Wife, Old Testament Style
This is pretty funny: Top 15 Biblical Way to Acquire a Wife My favorites: – Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails,…
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New Uniform – Winter Version
As promised… The thing is, Kitty looks pretty good in it! Dammit Kitty, why are you always trying to contradict me! The only other red-collared jacket I’ve seen recently was…
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Uniform Update
I received the jacket part of my company’s uniform this week. Oh my. Photos are of course forthcoming, possibly tonight. It depends on if Hello Kitty is in the mood…
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Python Bursts After Trying to Eat Gator
In this photo provided by the Everglades National Park, the carcass of a six-foot American alligator is shown protruding from the mid-section of a 13-foot Burmese python Monday, Sept. 26,…
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Elephant Trivia
Holy shit. In Thailand, you can apparently rent an elephant for around $30 a day. I assume I need to feed them a couple hundred pounds of monkeys or whatever…
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Basic Man FAQ
FAQ: How many men does it take to open a beer? Answer: None. It should be opened when she brings it. FAQ: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place…
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The Art of Wedding Procurement, Thai Edition
So our wedding is set for February 18th, in Nam’s hometown of Mahasarakham, Thailand. We will perform a traditional Thai wedding ceremony in the morning, to be followed by the…
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Highly Accurate Online Personality Test
It nailed me spot-on. Go take it: PERSONALITY TEST
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Shock and Straw
Just thought this was funny…
