• Moblog (archives)

    King of Konbeni

    Lawson is the foundation upon which modern lifestyles are built in Japan. I have never confirmed the oft-heard rumor regarding the Lawson closest to my university, Morimedo Lawson – that…

  • Moblog (archives)

    Brief Statement

    Waiting for Bill outside of a Mickey D’s in Shinsaibashi, I was proposed by some Chinese girls who offered to do just this. Wait that’s a lie. They only offered…

  • Web

    The Other Pink Meat

    I wrote a haiku today, inspired by this site: Dusty desert road. Weary rocket soldier sits, opening the can. Obviously, I’ve been playing too much Generals lately. And Adam’s recent…

  • Web

    Tribe vs. Corporation

    The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on from generation to generation, says that, “When you discover that you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to…

  • Chillin'

    Call Me Mr. Clean

    I am a packrat. I am also a slob by nature, although sometimes I put on a good show of being organized when it counts. I spent the weekend cleaning…

  • Web

    Fan Mail

    One of you sickos deserves to die in Politically Korrekt hell… Straight from my inbox: – What Other Cultures Learn from the Media – It was the first day of…

  • Work

    Gaijin Like You

    When the president of the staffing company (5,500 employees) you work for makes it a point to see you in person by pulling you from your desk in front of…

  • Web

    Windoze: Haxxor Playground

    Via Bruce Sterling: Bagle and NetSky are fighting with each other. In NetSky.F, researchers found the following text: “Skynet AntiVirus – Bagle – you are a looser!!!!” This NetSky worm…