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Cabin food for thought
I read this article this morning and can’t stop thinking about it: Terror in the Skies, Again? If you were the author, would you have gotten up and done something?…
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English by Elimination
Conversation between me and my boss 5 minutes ago: /// Boss: Mr. Justin, what is deductive reasoning? Me: [Heh] Well, let us start with what it isn’t. It isn’t a…
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I am guessing that it is a toilet?
19. Is it round? Yes. 18. Is it made of metal? No. 17. Is it multicolored? No. 16. Is it straight? No. 15. Do you clean it regularly? Yes. 14.…
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Lost in Time
This year’s vote for the most pitiful amusement park in Japan, on the top of Ikoma mountain.
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Carcinogenic
Yomiuri Television’s massive broadcast tower located in the middle of the amusement park can be seen from miles around. I could just feel my sperm wilting like poisoned tadpoles.
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Crazy Cat Doll
I slept next to this motorized cat doll, which would periodically mewl and walk in circles while its eyes lit up red. Or maybe it was all just a bad…
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Rebirth of Cool
The filters on my new phonecam are sparse, but this one works pretty well.
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Kotsu Anzen
In Japan, they often use these life-sized plastic highway worker effigies to direct motorists around road crews where a simple light would suffice. I always feel like abducting these insane…
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Ninjaland
Parking area in Iga, infamous ninja country. FYI, they don’t sell real ninja weapons in the gift shop.
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No bukkake jokes, please
Just got back from a long, long day in Nagoya at the sumo tournament. It was a wonderful experience, but the long drive home through stop-and-go traffic and a lightning…
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Mental Clinic
Just me, or is it a bit tacky?
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Front Robby (redux?)
I may have blogged about this sign in front of a Amemura love hotel before, but I can’t be bothered to check if it was on the old Yapeus site…
