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Darth Vader’s his FATHER!
Harry Potter spoiler alert: What a total dick!
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Google Moon
GO GO GO Be sure to try zooming all the way in on any point.
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Par Avion
“How to ship hippopotami,” via the USPS website: LINK You see? There are better outlets for pent-up stress than spraying the whole office with military hardball and demanding your manager…
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Hunting a Downed Lockheed
Found a pretty interesting read today (via mofi): The Hunt for 928 or Has Anyone Seen This Spy Plane? Makes me want to put Taro’s jeep (currently hibernating) through the…
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Modded K-car
Spotted in front of a Lawson’s convenience store. For such a small car, it made a pretty big racket with the turbo hissing. The middle-aged dude driving the car took…
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GO JOE!
Oh god, I can’t stop laughing: “You didn’t whup everybody yet, Scarlett,” Stalker said. He pointed behind her with a subtle smile. She turned to find the quietest Joe of…
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DHL – Localization Expertise
This new box size from DHL isn’t half as funny in English as it is in Japanese (junior = penis). I’ve always wondered if the reason Carl’s Jr. went out…
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Missing Drummer
It seems Big Dave and his wife are currently living one of my greatest nightmares, stranded in Formosa: “michiko and i are stuck in taiwan thanks to the typhoon. should…
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1.5 Million Tons of Umami
This is a question I have asked myself many times over the years spent here in Japan: If MSG is so bad for you, why doesn’t everyone in Asia have…
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Blame the Chair!
As you can probably tell, I’m having a busy week. Have just enough time to share some toilet humor (there’s always time for toilet humor!): News Anchor Farts On Camera
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It’s that time of the month again…
So the question burning in my mind is: Do you want to make your own washable menstrual pads? If so, I’m taking all my clothes to the cleaners.
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The paperwork begins
For those of you who are easily impressed, the following was typed out entirely on my keitai on the long bus ride home. I think I was slightly feverish. //…
