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My Own Private SW Xmas SPL
My wife is working today, so I’m catching up on some YouTube. Merry Christmas! Wait! If you liked that last vid, you’ll love this one:
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Kismet
I am a sucker for stories about drunken, farting dogs. That is all.
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Fellow Ugmericans…
Just a quick observation today: When any random group of expats gathers overseas for a social event – be it a holiday, a sports event, or even just a quick…
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xmas tunes
Go get some doper-than-average holiday tracks: Santastic II DJ Riko’s Merry Mixmas 2006 Highly recommended for those sick of hearing the words, “..but the very next day, you gave it…
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my week in signs
“jump for joy! you made it without wetting your pants!” There’s always time for air hockey… with your gang. No peddling measly wares, you Dickensian biotches (M-F 8:00 – 10:00AM)…
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Weather Revelation
I am shocked. It’s COLD outside. I’m in Thailand, and it’s COLD outside. Granted, I was standing on my veranda in my boxers, but it’s genuinely cold! In Thailand! I’m…
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Response to “How to draw a car in MS Paint”
I really dig the How to Draw series because the sum of my freehand drawing ability can be expressed as:
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choose your own entendre
American Me, on cellphone: “So whatcha up to?” Fem-ish Aussie Him: “I’m out having a fag – then I’m gonna go have a smoke.” /// I have my suspicions, but…
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OLD NEWSFLASH!!
Extra anus kills four-legged chick Now how the hell did I miss that last month?
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A Thai Fish Sanctuary
Last weekend, a student called up and said he wanted to show me a local sight. “Well,” I figured, “whatever it is, it should beat the hell out of tipping…
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Member’s Only Jacket
“In 1984, Director Stanley Kubrick placed ads throughout the U.S. for young aspiring actors to send in audition tapes for “Full Metal Jacket”. This is one of them… “
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They came bearing gifts.
A little boy and girl playing in front of their mother’s shop in Sarakham. King of Pain