I believe the secret words are, “Sorry we fucked your grandmothers, now can you save my life?”
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First restaurants, then hospitals. I think the only thing left to do is CLOSE THE WHOLE FUCKING COUNTRY. Wouldn’t that be a shame.
Category: Web
DOES HE LOOK – LIKE A BITCH? (yes.)
I’m probably the last person on the internet to find out about it, but this is just about the funniest shit I’ve ever read: Lord Spatula: The Complete Tool
My only thought is that the spatula guy really needs to delete his blog, burn his modem, and find solace in the real world because he got absolutely 0wnz0red on the ether.
Darth Vader’s his FATHER!
Harry Potter spoiler alert:
What a total dick!
Google Moon
GO GO GO
Be sure to try zooming all the way in on any point.
Hunting a Downed Lockheed
Found a pretty interesting read today (via mofi):
The Hunt for 928
or
Has Anyone Seen This Spy Plane?
Makes me want to put Taro’s jeep (currently hibernating) through the car inspection and go looking for crash sites in the mountains, for some reason. It would cost a hell of a lot more to get towed out from remote areas than in the story, though.
GO JOE!
Oh god, I can’t stop laughing:
“You didn’t whup everybody yet, Scarlett,” Stalker said. He pointed behind her with a subtle smile. She turned to find the quietest Joe of the bunch – Snake-Eyes. He wore a hat that seemed to hide his face somewhat, but Scarlett could see he was handsome and noticed his intense eyes. She would have found him attractive if she wasn’t about to kick his ass. Snake-Eyes stepped forward, and they fought longer than the other Joes had, with Snake-Eyes obviously trained better than the others. Scarlett smiled at the challenge. But she finally got the better of him. As Snake-Eyes recovered, Scarlett was a little confused. She could tell that Snake-Eyes was better trained than even her. He had LET her win… She held back a smile, wondering why he did it…
Relive your childhood fantasies at the G.I. JOE EROTICA FAN FICTION ARCHIVE.
Blame the Chair!
As you can probably tell, I’m having a busy week. Have just enough time to share some toilet humor (there’s always time for toilet humor!): News Anchor Farts On Camera
It’s that time of the month again…
So the question burning in my mind is: Do you want to make your own washable menstrual pads?
If so, I’m taking all my clothes to the cleaners.
“Paintings of Murdoc as Wolverine”
And here’s a WIRED interview with Damon Albarn and Jamie Hewlett of the Gorillaz: Keeping It (Un)real