I realize that I’ve been remiss in posting video links lately. Lets fix that right now, starting with: He Man does 4-non-blondes
Category: Web
Surprise Ending
To roughly quote Jedi Mind Trick, it’s like “hating necrophiliacs for fucking the dead.” When you go read the touching story on the following link, don’t forget to see all the comments:
Grief – Barn Swallows
It’s always sad when the tree-hugging animal lovers expose themselves as the least knowledgable about nature.
Beedog Update
My family’s Shitzu, Jak, is now officially famous.
Ranking Test
Dave has pointed out that I’m not ranked top for a Google Blog Search on my name.
I’m willing to bet this post puts me on top.
– Justin Yoshida
“…there?s already been one banana apocalypse.”
Unbelievably riveting fruit trivia: Can This Fruit Be Saved?
Digging a hole to China
This is the coolest application for Google Maps EVER! Use it to see where you would come out if you dug a hole to the other side of the Earth: Go forth and dig!
Tip: There is a bug with the zoom that brings up Australia as the default result every time. In order to resolve this, once you have chosen where to dig and the results come up, zoom all the way out and see the note that says “your hole ends up here!”
Random Clicking @Wikipedia
Here’s a list I never expect Japan to make: List of places with fewer than ten people
I Can Hear What You’re Typing
Neal Stephenson fans, start your engines: Acoustic Snooping on Typed Information
New Quark Logo Issues
In a brave struggle to become less irrelevant and direct attention away from the fact that they lost the Desktop Publishing Wars a long time ago, Quark Inc. has adopted a new logo.
Oh wait, did I say “new?” Let the games begin:
The new Quark logo resembles the Scottish Arts Council’s logo.
But wait! The new Quark logo also resembles the Designer’s Network Logo.
Who will sue first? To find out, tune into next week’s show of When WingDings Attack!
UPDATE:
Look familiar?: Artworkers
ANOTHER UPDATE:
Quark has responded; issue is not yet resolved.
Toyota Presents: Driving for Dummies
Annoying beeps and auto-braking are quite possibly the most unwanted features I can think of, for a car. And yet: Toyota Computer Makes You Watch the Road
What we really, really need is a Remote Bitchslap Feature. That guy weaving across three lanes? RBF. The secretary type who can’t stop glancing at her PDF/keitai every two seconds? RBF. That ugly guy with index finger probing for salty green nostrilnuggets? RBmothafuckinF.
Warning: I will most likely be automatically RBFing every white Toyota that passes, just on principle.
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