Possibly the best cover of Baby Got Back (I hate that fucking song) ever made: Thing a Week 5 – Baby Got Back In the proud tradition of many white Americans who came before me I hereby steal and white-ify this thick and juicy piece of black culture. Watch for my album “Jonathan Coulton Sings Songs by Black People.” I think I like this version even better that Richard Cheese’s. But RC’s Man in the Box still reigns supreme.

A list of old TV show mp3s: http://uglypc.ggh.org.uk/chrisb/old_tv/old_tv_mp3/ (via Kottke)

See Dick run. Run, Dick, run. See Dick catch the the Chinese government official press agency Xinhua photoshopping astronaut photos. Run, Dick, run.

This is pretty funny: Top 15 Biblical Way to Acquire a Wife My favorites: – Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes. Then she’s yours. (Deuteronomy 21:11-13) – Find a man with seven daughters, and impress him by watering his flock. Moses (Exodus 2:16-21) – Cut off 200 foreskins off of your future father-in-law’s enemies and get his daughter for a wife. David (I Samuel 18:27) – Become the emperor of a huge nation and hold a beauty contest. Xerxes or Ahasuerus (Esther 2:3-4) And I’m sure my pal T would agree: – Don’t be so picky.…

FAQ: How many men does it take to open a beer? Answer: None. It should be opened when she brings it. FAQ: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Answer: Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. FAQ: Why do women have smaller feet than men? Answer: It’s one of those “evolutionary things” that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. FAQ: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? Answer: When she starts a sentence with “A man once told me…” FAQ: How do you…

It nailed me spot-on. Go take it: PERSONALITY TEST

Let’s get funky now: Jonzun Crew 1983

Sing along to this trancelike animation and purge some of that office angst: Low Morale: Radiohead de Creep