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Dolphin Mountain
I hereby present the new logo for Japan’s prestigious Dolphin Mountain College: I am honored to have been able to work with them.
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“May a thousand raging codfish rape your tonsils with great abandon!”
Quick! Is it: A. An ancient curse translated from Icelandic Norse OR B. Merely the best I could do on short notice?
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Recent Observations
I just saw a big house gecko bite another on the neck, and it wouldn’t let go. Finally the one being bitten managed to escape, but the big one chased…
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I, hater
I fucking hate April Fool’s Day – there are enough fools on all the other days. That is all.
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Grassy Knoll vs. Bigfoot vs. Salamander Letter
Hardcore conspiracy theorists, cryptozoologists, and nutty religious people are much alike in one respect: Their very existence often revolves around that in which they need to believe. Of the three,…
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Definition of Partner
Someone you can count on to sort through the rubble and find you after your life has fallen down around you. Thank you, Nam. I love you.
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“Is something wrong, she said”
“Well of course there is ‘You’re still alive,’ she said Oh, but I deserve to be? Is that the question? And if so…if so…who answers…who answers.” I’m still alive… I…
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What’s going on
I’ve been busy this week helping our program organize International Day, which consisted of student efforts at creating performances, food, and events associated with various foreign countries. This being Asia,…
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RIP JB
This is as fitting a remembrance as any. Notice: Anybody who links to the LA Style song today is just… no.
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choose your own entendre
American Me, on cellphone: “So whatcha up to?” Fem-ish Aussie Him: “I’m out having a fag – then I’m gonna go have a smoke.” /// I have my suspicions, but…
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You know you’re from California if…
So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan jokes; You know you’re from California if: Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.…
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Counterbalance
Yesterday was a paradox of bad things that would have been a lot worse if not for little blessings: A big dog came running after me – but there was…
