Yes, we’ve all seen enough of Charlie Sheen and now just think it’s a sad reflection of society that he’s still on the news 24/7. And yes, it’s wrong to make fun of sick people.
You will laugh anyway.
Author: Justin
Whoring in Japan
A commenter on a post I wrote last year has summarized what it’s like to be professionally serviced in Japan, complete with typical prices and the phrase, “moistened antibiotic towelette.”
How to pay for sexy sexual sex in Tobita Shinchi, Japan.
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Note: I take no responsibility if you get frowned at, beaten, robbed, ganked, or infected with Jap ghetto cooties because you go somewhere you shouldn’t.
That is all.
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Water Business
I thought some translator was having fun when I saw a reference to “JR East Water Business Company” on this photo of a vending machine employing a facial recognition system.
As it turns out, it was somebody in a higher position having fun with katakana English:
(Many Japanese literally translate mizushobai — hostess bars, kyabakura [cabaret clubs], sunakku [err, snacks], etc. — as “water business.” Japanerds seem to prefer the term “water trade.” Of course, there’s no reason to break down this particular word and the Japanese that do it usually do it to show that they know some English…)
Manual Ejection Jigs
Worthless. Priceless.
Power, Fame, or Winning?
I thought the Guardian really had something with their Charlie Sheen v Muammar Gaddafi quiz, but NY Mag did them one better with It’s Time to Play ‘Sheen, Beck, or Qaddafi?’
Yo should go check those out, but remember, these resentments, they are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my sabre!
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On a more serious tip, if you haven’t had a good cry in a while, go read this: The Someone You’re Not