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Behold the Oracle’s wisdom:
Hello, ass-clown. Nice try. Starbucks doesn’t serve “anything tasty” (though if they did you’d probably drink it). Try again, this time input something that Starbucks actually serves.
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Gourmet Mush (R)
Reserved, fools! It’s too late to come up with the brilliant copy “Gourmet Mush” on your mushroom packaging. Interestingly enough, “mush” is slang for “magic mushroom” in street Japanese (that’s…
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Hewlett Packard 5551 Inkjet Printer – Bag Markings
Warnings printed on the protective bag of the printer we set up yesterday. Surreal.
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Dead and Bloated
Incidentally, Cosmic Buddha’s GF recently shared a scary story about a women’s restroom at the rear of a temple she visited in Thai a couple years ago. Apparently there was…
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Work Request: Bran Muffins
Sometimes working in a factory office with constipated old men really has its downs. I have been waiting to take a crap for a couple of hours now. Its not…
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It’s 4:00 in the morning…
I get the strangest notions in my head about what would make an interesting subject at those godforsken hours.
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Fishtrap Lamp
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Borealis?
Crazy cool image, but I have no idea how this effect was created. Special things happen in the wee hours of the night.
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Bright Lightbulb
The lamp next to my bed is powered with Chinese electronics and a Russian lightbulb that burns long into the night, a veritable beacon of perestroika.
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Taro’s Earring Display
Taro’s judgement is getting a little questionable. This is strictly swap meet material IMHO, but he’s displaying it at Bill’s. Heh.
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UNIX-brained Poet
Looking over this site’s stats, the most common queries are: buddha a like rose smelling i am japanese cosmic of yoshida japan in nicknames and the salaryman food clothes justin…
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My Brother, Adam Yoshida…
Will be amused to find that his name is the domain of a guy who “surpasses Rush Limbaugh for zealousness and Ann Coulter for madness.” www.adamyoshida.com LOL. Even their middle…
