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Google Ads Blocker Detector
This is a great way to greet new users to your site: Gee, I wasn’t aware that Google Ads pay per pageview. Dumbshits. Also, FUCK ADS! (this rant brought to…
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Eating the Gift of the Magi
I can’t say much about the Hongshuai Soy Sauce scheme involving production of “soy sauce” from human hair and medical waste, except that the perpetrators should be force fed their…
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Fugu Tip
If you are eating fugu liver pate and start feeling a tingling sensation on your lips or in your mouth, down a cup of hot sake and then immediately slit…
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Lend me an ear
TK is an older guy who works in my office. He’s married, with kids who have long grown up and moved away from the island for the usual reasons; the…
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Just drive.
I can’t figure out if this is a joke or not. “iLane[TM] consists of a powerful and small device that interacts directly with existing Bluetoothâ -enabled handheld devices and vehicle…
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Oh My Technorati
Remember that rant about “Web 2.0” I wrote a few weeks back? That post resulted in angry geek hate mail (ooo, scawy), but today I stand vindicated: Who turned the…
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Three days – a lifetime
Visited some cousins from the states I haven’t seen in years Went out drinking with friends for the first time in months Had some damn good yakitori, too (mmm, namagimo)…
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Michael Jackson – Malaysian Idol
Enjoy!
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Amusing T-shirts seen this weekend
POSSIBILITY IS NOTHIG! MEETING WITH WORLD NO SHIRT NO SHOES NO JUICY
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Cantomoko
There is a sex doll desecrating my bridge. That is all. UPDATE: OK, that wasn’t all. If you are feeling brave today, click here. If you didn’t poke your eyes…
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The Big Lebowski – Abridged
Be warned: This is actually titled the F_cking Short Version, for good reason. It’s White Russian time.
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Doing my part…
…for world peace Today I convinced several Japanese people that Canada can be properly referred to as Little America. A Taiwanese guy in the room snorted; I was gracious enough…