• Chillin'

    Blog: A Stupid Word

    That I would post about such a common topic is itself ironic, but great displeasure forces my hand. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I have come to the stunning conclusion that…

  • Videos

    SPF 16 (Thai Commercial)

    It’s comforting to know there are some familiar points in the society into which I shall plunge: Slapstick, vampires, hot chicks on TV. On the other hand, sometimes it is…

  • Web

    Dogtards

    Oh, my shaka. “PuppyPurse makes it easier to take your dog with you, whether you’re shopping, fly fishing or just taking a walk and nothing gets in the way of…

  • Web

    Fly Guy

    Here’s a cool piece of Flash to make you feel better after a long day in cubicle hell: http://www.trevorvanmeter.com/flyguy/flyGuy.swf (belly-dancing monkey alert!)

  • Web

    defambulatoriness

    Don’t you want to hear the full story behind the use of my name and the word “hymen” in the same sentence? Sorry, Kevin made me swear not to tell…

  • Web

    Wherein I solve global terrorism

    Okay, since this would ostensibly allow me to carry bottles of (gasp!) drinking water onto planes again, can I get a fucking “amen” for the following course of action? 1.…

  • Japanese Society/Culture

    Hardcore

    Did someone forgot to take their meds? In the essay titled “Killing Kittens” in the newspaper’s Aug. 18 evening edition, Bando, 48, wrote that she owns three pet cats and…