In the Inbox (April 21, 2005)

“We all know the Pope was elected in utmost secrecy; the rooms they held the conclave were swept for bugs, special filtering was setup for radio waves and cell phones, etc… . But you want to know the real reason for all the secrecy and privacy? They’re in there with a bunch of little boys and they didn’t want to get caught…”
All you sick bastards make me so proud…

OMFG

This is pretty much what Al Gore invented the Internet for: MOTHER
I shit you not, this is the video clip of the year.
Update: It looks like increased traffic is causing streaming problems over on that server… Try again later, I swear it’s worth it!