The short green Jedi master makes it funky: El baile de yoda (Is that the Roots playing?)

Swimming to Catalina Island from the mainland is either stupid or insane, I can’t decide which. I mean, there are GREAT WHITE SHARKS out there and he’s worried about barracuda? You will need a login/pass to view the LA Times article and video. Get it here.

An interview with Audioslave, just back from a huge concert in Havana is up at The Wave. Playing old Rage Against the Machine songs to 70,000 spectators sounds kinda like a recipe for revolution: Township Rebellion Rebel, rebel and yell ‘Cause our people still dwell in hell Locked in a cell Yes, the structure’s a cell Mad is the story I tell How long can we wait? Come on, seein’ what’s at stake Action for reaction If your mind’s in a somewhat complacent state Get a check up This is a stick up Our freedom or your life Lord, I wish I could be peacful But there can be no…

This is a well done fight sequence: LINK

Agnes Allen’s Law: Almost anything is easier to get into than out of. Army Laws: If it moves, salute it. If it doesn’t move, pick it up. If you can’t pick it up, paint it. Barth’s Distinction: There are two types of people: those who divide people into two types, and those who don’t. Bartz’s Law of Hokey Horsepuckery: The more ridiculous a belief system, the higher the probability of its success. Baruch’s Rule for Determining Old Age: Old age is always fifteen years older than I am. Basic Law of Construction: Cut it large and kick it into place. Becker’s Law: It is much harder to find a job…

Go create a police sketch of your own.

What do you get when you cross South Park with Big Trouble in Little China? Big Trouble in Little South Park, of course! Long live the Porkchop Express!

This is straight out of Star Trek, right? The one that featured the Monterey Bay Aquarium, I believe.