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Oh, the horror.
This person deserves to be shat upon.
Maybe it’s time for the Buddha to get together for a jam session. How about a new song? I propose the title:
Somebody’s Going to Tentacle Rape Hell (Ain’t Karma a Bitch?)
(Band/domain name vigilance provided by Adam)

This is the funniest shit I’ve seen for a long, long time:
“Choose Your Own Adventure” Books That Never Quite Made It
I really used to be into those books, and the Zork series as well. The Zork books had moralistic endings (“You chose to cheat by stating you had the Sneakers of Lightness, so the story ends here. Think about what a bad person you are for a while.”) built in for cheaters, like me.

This is perhaps the grossest thing I’ve ever seen before lunch: In-N-Out 100×100
In other news, I have officially decided that Chuck Norris references are already too wack.

Go check out this Google Maps hack that traces Jack Bauer’s movements during this season’s episodes of 24: Jacktracker
Who’d have thought we’d have this kind of awesomeness, even just a year or two ago?

Last week I railed against Skype for selling out to the commies, so it’s only fair to spread the love to Google as well. Here’s to hoping you have the good grace to perform a reacharound when you’re getting fucked:
SAMPLE GOOGLE.CN SEARCH FOR “CHINESE ATROCITIES”

Last week we picked up some American beef at Jusco, complete with AMERICAN BEEF! FROM USA! stickers on the packs. “Awesome,” I thought. Beef bowl renewal at Yoshinoya must be imminent… Think again. And American companies wonder why they can’t compete in foreign markets… It’s called quality control, guys.
This is sad because, unfortunately, Aussie beef just doesn’t cut it for Japanese cooking – it’s too lean. I think Australian cows play hockey all day or something. New Zealand beef is much better from what I’ve seen – on par or better than American beef – but for some reason it’s a lot more expensive. Pretty much the same price as cheap Japanese beef though, so there’s no reason to buy it. Of course, NZ lamb is unparalleled in quality, so soft and tasty (I think it’s because they’re regularly injected with semen, but that’s a different story).
In other cringeworthy news, read yet another reason why you don’t want to be hospitalized in Japan, ever.

I’ve been making a big deal about this light fishing cruise on a 70-foot boat in Thailand next month, but just how many feet of overkill does that amount to? After all, if we were in Brazil, all we would need is a skiff and a lamp….

You should definitely go check out the whole collection at full size:
FAR AND WIDE – The Golden Age of Travel Posters
This is just the latest exhibit at the Los Angeles Public Library Virtual Gallery.
There’s a few real gems in the other sets as well:

Check out this awesome photo gallery of pool hustlers. The real kind that is, not the kind with their own (delicious) spaghetti sauce charities, nor the kind that tote around e-meters and jump up and down on Oprah’s couch.
For some reason, I now have a strong urge to dig out the New Jack City soundtrack.
(via kottke)

This guy’s a dumbass. He had the best name in the world before he changed it, in fact, he was even one up on the Donger:

“What’s yo name, foo?”
FUK! (Oh, I mean, Andy.)