My, oh my. Real life is just a parody of commie propaganda in North Korea: Bodyguards & Mass Games

From the official site: “Johnny is a hyperactive, shape-shifting mutant child, kept locked away in a basement.” Some crazy, brilliant stuff by Chris Cunningham and Aphex Twin: LINK

I believe the secret words are, “Sorry we fucked your grandmothers, now can you save my life?” LINK First restaurants, then hospitals. I think the only thing left to do…

I’m probably the last person on the internet to find out about it, but this is just about the funniest shit I’ve ever read: Lord Spatula: The Complete Tool My…

Harry Potter spoiler alert: What a total dick!

GO GO GO Be sure to try zooming all the way in on any point.

“How to ship hippopotami,” via the USPS website: LINK You see? There are better outlets for pent-up stress than spraying the whole office with military hardball and demanding your manager…

Found a pretty interesting read today (via mofi): The Hunt for 928 or Has Anyone Seen This Spy Plane? Makes me want to put Taro’s jeep (currently hibernating) through the…

Oh god, I can’t stop laughing: “You didn’t whup everybody yet, Scarlett,” Stalker said. He pointed behind her with a subtle smile. She turned to find the quietest Joe of…

As you can probably tell, I’m having a busy week. Have just enough time to share some toilet humor (there’s always time for toilet humor!): News Anchor Farts On Camera

So the question burning in my mind is: Do you want to make your own washable menstrual pads? If so, I’m taking all my clothes to the cleaners.

And here’s a WIRED interview with Damon Albarn and Jamie Hewlett of the Gorillaz: Keeping It (Un)real