Besides Greedo shooting first, the most annoying change between the original and Lucas’ “new and improved version,” in my mind, was the disappearance of the green R2 unit. Green R2 was the shit. Besides, “ronto” sounds more like a glam rock ass-pirate than a pack mule.
Category: Web
New Great White at MBA
My sister, who works at the Monterey Bay Aquarium, sent along the following press release:
“FOR THE 2ND TIME, MONTEREY BAY AQUARIUM
PUTS A YOUNG WHITE SHARK IN OUTER BAY EXHIBIT
Earlier success raised public awareness of threats, generated new funds for white shark research
For the second time, the Monterey Bay Aquarium has placed a young white shark on public exhibit, bringing him to Monterey on Thursday evening (August 31), 14 days after aquarium husbandry collectors caught the shark on hook-and-line gear off Southern California.
As in 2004-2005 – when another white shark was on exhibit for a record 198 days before her successful return to the wild – the aquarium hopes to keep him on long-term exhibit as a way to change public attitudes, and promote stronger protection for this magnificent and much-maligned ocean predator.
The young shark, a 5-foot, 8-inch male weighing 104 pounds, was brought north Thursday in a 3,000-gallon mobile life support transport vehicle. Caught several miles offshore in Santa Monica Bay, he had been held since August 17 in a 4-million-gallon ocean pen off Malibu and was observed feeding in the pen before he was brought to Monterey…”
Dogtards
“PuppyPurse makes it easier to take your dog with you, whether you’re shopping, fly fishing or just taking a walk and nothing gets in the way of snuggling and kissing your baby whenever you want to”
The only question is, can you get one that holds seven puppies?
(also see here and here)
According to the official website, this product seems to appeal mostly to snobby rich blondes.
And how do the dogs feel about it?
Just shoot me, already.
Fly Guy
Here’s a cool piece of Flash to make you feel better after a long day in cubicle hell: http://www.trevorvanmeter.com/flyguy/flyGuy.swf
(belly-dancing monkey alert!)
defambulatoriness
Don’t you want to hear the full story behind the use of my name and the word “hymen” in the same sentence?
Sorry, Kevin made me swear not to tell anyone…
Whether she’ll be given the “F”, indeed.
Wherein I solve global terrorism
Okay, since this would ostensibly allow me to carry bottles of (gasp!) drinking water onto planes again, can I get a fucking “amen” for the following course of action?
1. Poison Bobby Brown’s stash of happy dust
2. Send Whitney Houston to patrol the Pakistan-Afghanistan border on a donkey
Click for enlightenment.
retardeder
Who has less of a clue, the author, or the subject of this article: Sony buys video-sharing site by Gary Gentile
“Media companies, including Sony, have begun to offer content side by side with videos shot by amateurs on sites such as MySpace, Guba and BitTorrent.”
Say whaaaaat?
“…allows people to place those videos on social networking sites such as MySpace and Friendster using its peer-to-peer network.”
And if that doesn’t work out, they can always try getting bundled on an AOL software CD…
This is my favorite bit, though:
“Sony could also discover new talent on the site, Lynton said.”
Maybe they can find a whole new board of directors!
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UPDATE: Robert Cringely thinks this is a good market research opportunity for Sony
Damn Interesting
If you haven’t seen Damn Interesting blog yet, you should go check it out – it’s one of my favorite reads at the moment. Recent updating has been slow, but there are a few real gems in the archives.
Today’s post on Operation Acoustic Kitty was sad, and awesome, and hilarious:
“They slit the cat open, put batteries in him, wired him up. The tail was used as an antenna. They made a monstrosity. They tested him and tested him. They found he would walk off the job when he got hungry, so they put another wire in to override that. Finally, they’re ready. They took it out to a park bench and said, “Listen to those two guys. Don’t listen to anything else – not the birds, no cat or dog – just those two guys!”
That’s not just a cat – that’s Doraemon!
Go read the entire post: Operation Acoustic Kitty
Here Be Commies
Also found over on reddit: The World According to Ronald Reagan (map)
Even in California, our whole class cried the day he got shot. I remember the principal’s voice over the PA system.
“Ecotopia” sure has grown over the years…