The only thing better than Devo suing McDonalds would be Devo OWNING McDonalds.
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Steven Seagal can’t get no love
This is quite excellent: Tokyo Mango’s Interview with the Dalai Lama’s Youngest Brother
The money quote:
“And then, on the other side of the scale, there’s Steven Seagal. Oh my god. I met him when he came here. He was wearing a funny coat, a Chinese brocade, funny trousers, and funny shoes with that ponytail. I asked him, “Why do you dress in such a peculiar manner?” He didn’t say anything. He’s arrogant, and pretends to be a Tibetan reincarnate. But why? He’s a strange man.”
Dissed by the Dalai Lama’s brother. Dude…
Violent Femmes Cover of “Crazy”
I despise myspace, but that’s where this jam is hosted: Violent and Crazy
Is this the Femmes’ answer to this?
Ekusupato vs. Ekisupato
Is there anything more annoying than the jet set expert on (pick any foreign country)? I just read a guide to eating sushi by a self-proclaimed successful author who visited Japan a few times and was probably taken to nice places to eat, and now seems to be a full-blown master of sushi, sake, and Japanese table manners (among MANY other things).
Shabure, shabure, Mr. Roboto.
nifty word cloud generator
This is a cloud generated from every title of every post in my archives:
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Solar-barbecued chicken
This sounds interesting.
As a sidenote, Thailand is more “green” in some ways than first world countries. For instance, they sell B5 diesel here at major gas station chains – B5 is 5% biodiesel. And Hi-octane gasoline (95) is all but gone around these parts, supplanted by its E20 (20% methanol) equivalent. Whether this is truly better for the planet in the long run or not is up for debate. It sure isn’t better for some older cars!
I met a fellow who has made a small-scale biodiesel production facility in his garage; this is an area I am interested in.
I also want to try building a solar chicken barbecue array – as cheaply as possible. Maybe I’ll attempt an Archimedes’ death ray out of bits of broken mirror.
The purpose of the Internet, revealed
Did you know you can download PDFs for and print out your own Monopoly money from the Hasbro website?
I have no idea why just the idea of doing so appeals to me so much; I don’t even own the game and haven’t played for years (there is only one true way, though: Fines for Go to Jail go into the pot; free parking takes it all).
Anticlimactic story of the year
5/27: Japanese customs dish out free dope
5/28: Japanese customs reunited with lost dope
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I was just thinking:
1,000,000 Yen / 142 grams = 7,042 Yen / gram
Bob Marley is spinning counter-clockwise in his grave…
Man Babies?
This is one of the stranger sites I’ve come across for a while: http://manbabies.com