Top Historical Uses of the ‘F’ Word

1. “Scattered f***ing showers, my ass!” – Noah, 4314 BC
2. “How the f*** did you work that out?” – Pythagoras, 126 BC
3. “You want WHAT on the f***ing ceiling?” – Michelangelo, 1566
4. “Where did all those f***ing Indians come from?” – Custer, 1877
5. “What the f*** do you mean, ‘we’re sinking?'” – Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912
6. “It does SO f***ing look like her!” – Picasso, 1926
7. “Where the f*** are we?” – Amelia Earhart, 1937
8. “Any f***ing idiot could understand that.” – Einstein, 1938
9. “What the f*** was that?” – Mayor Of Hiroshima – 1945
10. “I need this parade like I need a f***ing hole in the head!” – JFK, 1963
11. “Aw c’mon. Who the f*** is going to find out?” – Bill Clinton, 1997
12.”Damn, I didn?t think they?d get this f***ing mad.” – Saddam Hussein, 2003