Category: Web

The new Star Wars trailer, subtitled in l33t5p34k: LINK
ROTFLMAO!

Is it just me, or has Technorati been lagging with the updates lately? Several of my Technorati and del.icio.us feeds into Bloglines have only coming up with errors for the past month or so.
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Look! A list of registered sex offenders living near my house back in the states.
Go check out all the rapists, perverts, and child molesters (who were feeble enough to get caught) living in your area: www.criminalcheck.com

Mika sent us the DVD from the states (thx, sis, it was awesome!), and now I’m driving my neighbors nuts with the Napoleon Dynamite Soundboard.

One of the most haunting pieces of writing I have ever seen: Creek Running North
Read the comments, too.
(via Carpundit)

Azrael’s site (the “I am a Japanese school teacher” dude) is back up! Check out the latest installment of his adventures here.
“I make it back to the haven of the teachers room…but not the man I once was. No, I was once a proud pillar of Anti-Kancho, Dickdodging magnificence. Now, I limped gingerly back to my seat, my tail between my legs, my ass no longer pure. This was definitely not in the contract.”
This is some seriously funny shit.

Sent from a reader:

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Apparently this clipping is from two years ago, but I had never heard of it until now. That guy has balls the size of basketballs, or a brain the size of a pea. Come to think of it, those two traits aren’t necessarily mutually exclusive, are they?

Check out this hilarious video clip.

Hasn’t everyone had an urge to do something like this before? (Answer: Yes) Pretty cool.

The full text can be viewed after the jump.

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