Category: Web

Okay this is a pretty fun and useless hack (the most interesting kind, IMHO): 1,024
Upload a jpeg/gif/png (less than 500k in size) and a new graphic is generated. It shows 1,024 people in stadium seating holding up placards that your uploaded graphic is displayed on. The end result looks something like this:

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Yes, Asian Trekkies, that is the king of cool:

(original graphic)

Totally and completely bitchin’: MAO ART
This is the one for me:

Train ceaselessly to prepare to annihilate the invading enemy.

This is not helping my mood any: Cruise vows to eat placenta after birth
Selfish bastard. Everybody knows the placenta is for the mother to eat to replenish essential shit after childbirth, right? Or at least, that’s what my mini-Pekingese bitch did when she gave birth to a litter of pups in my closet.
Fucking wannabe samurai biting my fucking dog.
Now I just feel the need to lash out.
UPDATE: Yes, the title to the previous post is a Family Guy reference, itself a Peanuts reference. Nice catch, FG otakus.

Recently, quite a few people have been asking how to make their own homepages (not blogs). I dug around a bit because I haven’t been keeping up with all the new tools – and I know there must be some kick-ass ones out there now. Well, the solution appeared in my Gmail inbox.
I can heartily recommend Google Page Creator as a starting point. I think literally anyone can make a homepage with this tool; it cannot get any easier, and that is saying a lot. In no time at all, you’ll be authoring inspiring masterpieces that can effect true positive impact on society in general. Or something.
Note: You may have to sign a waiting list to get a Google Page Creator account. It is worth it, and my wait was less than a week.

Today I found another blogging assignment for Adam when he goes stateside. Be sure to read this supplementary article on the Oki (Okinawa) Dog as well.
Also, I can’t resist mentioning that the recipe at the bottom of that page pushes for Kikkoman, which is good enough of an excuse to link to his awesome tribute page again: Kikkoman (Show me, shoyu – English version).

(Kim sez, “Click to see full size, comrade!”)
Omigod that’s some funny shit.
(thx han)

Japan: Lawyers Wanted. Really.
So what do you call 10,000 lawyers chained together at the bottom of the Japan Sea?
A good nuka.
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Update: nukamiso

Google Mars, biotches.

Check out this gallery of overloaded vehicles.
(Thx tim)

Over at the Atlantic website, for a short time only: One of Our Whales Is Missing (by Christopher Buckley)
A worthwhile read if you have five or ten minutes to spare.
(thx sab)