An old friend left a comment on the post I left right before going on vacation. That’s my homegirl, Molly, who can be forgiven for living among the Cheese Nips (my affectionate and uber-PC nickname for Japanese-French friends) in Bordeaux for so long mainly because she kicks so much ass… Anyhow, I’m corresponding with her via e-mail now, and she mentioned that she couldn’t post the word “ass” in my comments.
I assume that something in her comment got caught in the blacklist I use to keep spammers from filling my comments with “EXXXPLODE HER W1TH YOUR PURPLE-WARR10R’S BEST FR13ND, V1AL1S” type of shit, but I don’t think it was due to the word “ass,” as she claims. Here’s where my request to you, loyal readers, comes in: PLEASE TRY POSTING OBSCENITIES IN THE COMMENTS OF THIS POST.
I’m guessing this may not be so hard for some of you. I myself will be posting a song to kick things off in a “slightly more interesting than average guttermouth” sort of way, but feel free to soil my online home with whatever dirtiness digs your fancy. If your comment happens to be rejected by my filter, please send it in full to me via e-mail (jATcosmicbuddhaDOTcom). OK? Peace; thx in advance. NOW FUCKING GET TO IT!
Raising a family in Thailand // Documenting Issan food, culture, music, and people
MOLLY’S ASS
She said
She’d take me anywhere
She’d take me anywhere
As long as she stays with me
She said
She’d take me anywhere
She’d take me anywhere
As long as I stayed clean
Kiss kiss Molly’s ass
Kiss kiss Molly’s ass
Kiss kiss Molly’s ass
Kiss kiss
(repeat to infinity; apologies to Kurt Cobain)
The thread I’ve been waiting for all my life!
I’m gonna kill him
I’m gonna break his face
I’m gonna crack his skull
I’m gonna kick it all in
I’m gonna break his legs off
I’m gonna rip his head off
and then shit down his neck
and then I’ll laugh like a motherfucker
— with apologies to Ministry
now I’m off to play some texas holdem poker with my MILF girlfriend who sells Viagra and Calais to orphans.
Well sex is so erotic
That I’m becoming a neurotic
A guaranteed psychotic
Get down and get it on
I’m loaded in a spasm
I’ve exploded in a chasm
Put your trust in mother lust
Cos she’s an angel dust deluxe
So get it on and get it on
Baby get it on
shit!
oh yeah… and fuck!
Hello please, let me introduce myself to you. I am th etrusted personal secretary of a Scrotum gobbling cum guzzling cunt monkey! I want to offer you $72,000,000,000 and your bank account too trusted friend. I am from Laos!
Byee!
V1agra.
shitfuckdamn!shitfuckdamn!shitfuckdamn!shitfuckdamn!shitfuckdamn!shitfuckdamn!shitfuckdamn!shitfuckdamn!shitfuckdamn!shitfuckdamn!shitfuckdamn!shitfuckdamn!shitfuckdamn!shitfuckdamn!shitfuckdamn!shitfuckdamn!shitfuckdamn!shitfuckdamn!
Merde, bite, crotte, chi?, con,pute, saloprie!
I guess it’s OK in French!
Sophie K
ass goddamn cocksucker motherfucker bullshit
sheisse ficken bumsen blasen arschloch
puta cabrone chingado etc.
Merde de putain de bordel, ?a fait chier, putain, MERDE.
Sophie a raison… ?a marche en fran?ais.
Und now for zee Eengleesh, some Tenacious D lyrics:
“Fuck Her Gently”
This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don’t always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that’s not right to do
Sometimes you’ve got to make some love
And fuckin give her some smooches too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you’ve got to say please
Sometime you’ve got to say hey
I’m gonna fuck you– softly
I’m gonna screw you gently
I’m gonna hump you– sweetly
I’m gonna ball you– discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute, Sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That’s fuckin teamwork
What’s your favorite posish?
That’s cool with me
It’s not my favorite
But I’ll do it for you
What’s your favorite dish?
I’m not gonna cook it
But I’ll order it from Zanzibar
And then I’m gonna love you completely
And then I’ll fuckin fuck you discreetly
And then I’ll fucking bone you completely
But then
I’m gonna fuck you
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard
Kevin
PS: I noticed I was unable to add HTML tags for italics. When I hit “preview,” they all went away.