Cubicle Warfare

Look around the cubicles at my workplace and you won’t notice anything out of the ordinary. There is a war going on, and not everybody even notices it. Once you do notice it, you start to see things and to hear things that shouldn’t be there.
There is an infestation of plastic army men, civil war militia, barnyard and African animals, and other miniaturized people and things. They’re watching you from the light fixtures. They’re blending into the office plants, communicating with each other. In every part of the office you go, there’s another army man there with you.
There is also a mysterious beeping that no one seems to be able to locate. It doesn’t beep at regular intervals, and must be well hidden because no one has found it so far. Sound familiar?
My supervisor is pushing the envelope with a USB Laser Guided Missile Launcher. He doesn’t even use it and it’s annoying because it constantly emits a laser from a concealed location.
It’s only a matter of time before someone snaps and unleashes a Sonic Grenade upon the office. One day, someone will probably go a little too far, and it will be fun to see what happens.
Ah, it’s nice to be a neutral party during times of conflict…