Your New Favorite Character

Dude, you know this shit is dope! Pooper has a one man show, and you couldn’t look away even if you wanted to. I think that the word “poop” is not used enough in the right context. “Pooper scooper” just sounds lame, but when a little guy named “Pooper” is cheerfully flippin’ the bird while getting a piggyback ride (from a bigger Pooper) it not only makes sense- it was Destiny.
On a side note, look at how baby Pooper has his head turned way over to the left, while he is extending his backhand way out to the right. If you try to do this, you will notice how hard it is to adequately present the middle finger clearly without straining. Clearly, the kid is talented.

Look at how this picture is framed. Widescreen, just like a movie. Brings Resevoir Dogs to mind for some reason. Notice that although the Pooper who is about to be executed is keeping his cool, and the bead of sweat rolling down his “Simpson yellow” forehead is the only indication of his true mental state. Or maybe Poopers are always happy no matter what, and under their omnipresent state of happiness are other layers of emotion. Maybe its just a hot day. Even though one of them is about to execute the other they both look like they are having a good time, and isn’t that what its really all about?
Pooper looks like Qoo, but Pooper is a bad muthafucka (thanks to C. B.’s Hasty Musings) and Qoo is merely the mascot of a tasty line of beverages in Japan. Other pictures include a WWF/Mad Max king of the ring where they are all Mortal Kombatting eachother, Pooper taking a poop, Pooperette letting out a noxious fart cloud, and many more with Pooper giving the finger. The act of giving the finger, much like the act of exacting revenge, is best done with a smile on one’s face. It makes the experience that much more satisfying, and adds insult to injury.