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This interview with Hiroshi Yamauchi is obviously fake, but pretty funny because it really looks like a legit article out of Wired Magazine. Can you seriously picture any Japanese businessman talking like this? (This question is an ignorance litmus test).

Taking a walk through Suntopia Harbor, I was looking for a better place to fish. Weaving amongst the upscale apartments juxtaposed by overgrown weed lots, I stumbled upon some real exotic crafts rotting away, forgotten and neglected by their owners. This semi-submersible looks like something straight out of Star Trek with it’s dramatically curved pontoons … Continue reading »

My father just emailed me an article, entitled “Death By Medicine” about what is wrong with the American medical system today. It is now evident that the American medical system is the leading cause of death and injury in the US. (By contrast, the number of deaths attributable to heart disease in 2001 was 699,697, … Continue reading »

This short movie is a fictional documentary chronicling modern social trends and the evolving dynamics of information. Brings back memories of 1984, updated.

Japan’s Tijuana is just like California’s. Everyone wears ponchos and sombreros and drinks a lot of tequila while playing mariachi music next to the saguaro cacti. The only things missing are the jumping beans and kids chasing after a tourist with Chicle. There is also a crazy looking zebra tethered by a amidst discarded furniture … Continue reading »

If I were Angry Asian Man, I’d say “That’s racist!”. This Chinese restaraunt is in the upscale neighborhood of Kitano, Kobe. “Stick Snack Gookie Salad” is almost as good as “Cheese Flavored Nips”.

No, this is not the head of a black mop, nor is it the scalp of a Rastafarian. This walking natty dread is technically a dog. This dog reminds me of some of the voodoo demons that the Jamaican babysitter conjures to scare two misbehaving kids in the 80’s TV series, Amazing Stories. I have … Continue reading »

Taken at Fukuagehama beach while surf fishing. It was a fine beach, but nothing was biting.