{"id":730,"date":"2008-01-17T11:36:12","date_gmt":"2008-01-17T11:36:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/2008\/01\/cubicle-warfare\/"},"modified":"2008-01-17T11:36:12","modified_gmt":"2008-01-17T11:36:12","slug":"cubicle-warfare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/2008\/01\/17\/cubicle-warfare\/","title":{"rendered":"Cubicle Warfare"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"armymen.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/www.cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/armymen.JPG\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" class=\"mt-image-left\" style=\"float: left; margin: 0 20px 20px 0;\"\/><\/span><br \/>\nLook around the cubicles at my workplace and you won&#8217;t notice anything out of the ordinary. There is a war going on, and not everybody even notices it. Once you do notice it, you start to see things and to hear things that shouldn&#8217;t be there.<br \/>\nThere is an infestation of plastic army men, civil war militia, barnyard and African animals, and other miniaturized people and things. They&#8217;re watching you from the light fixtures. They&#8217;re blending into the office plants, communicating with each other. In every part of the office you go, there&#8217;s another army man there with you.<br \/>\nThere is also a mysterious beeping that no one seems to be able to locate. It doesn&#8217;t beep at regular intervals, and must be well hidden because no one has found it so far. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thinkgeek.com\/gadgets\/electronic\/8c52\/\">Sound familiar?<\/a><br \/>\nMy supervisor is pushing the envelope with a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thinkgeek.com\/geektoys\/warfare\/8bc4\/\">USB Laser Guided Missile Launcher<\/a>. He doesn&#8217;t even use it and it&#8217;s annoying because it constantly emits a laser from a concealed location.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s only a matter of time before someone snaps and unleashes a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thinkgeek.com\/geektoys\/warfare\/8b46\/\">Sonic Grenade<\/a> upon the office. One day, someone will probably go a little too far, and it will be fun to see what happens.<br \/>\nAh, it&#8217;s nice to be a neutral party during times of conflict&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Look around the cubicles at my workplace and you won&#8217;t notice anything out of the ordinary. There is a war going on, and not everybody even notices it. Once you do notice it, you start to see things and to hear things that shouldn&#8217;t be there. There is an infestation of plastic army men, civil &hellip; <a class=\"read-excerpt\" href=\"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/2008\/01\/17\/cubicle-warfare\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-730","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/730","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=730"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/730\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=730"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=730"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cosmicbuddha.com\/adam\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=730"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}